Jun 222010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with an Interracial twist)

Toby Tally:  82

Date Reviewed : Jun. 22, 2010
Go to AlexisGolden.com
Go to: AlexisGolden

  • By Credit or Debit Card & On-Line Check:
  • $23.95–first 30 days, then $19.95–30 day, recurring
  • $27.95–30 day, $59.00–90 day, $72.00–180 day, &
    $100.00–365 day, non-recurring
  • By Phone Billing:
  • $29.95–30 day, non-recurring – charged to Phone
  • Check the Free Preview for world-wide payment

The Skinny on AlexisGolden:

  • Pros:  Total Enthusiastic Hardcore, Both an Accessible Amateur and Porn-Pro Celebrity, Live & Archived Cam Shows
  • Cons:  Site coding update would improve user experience, Firefox browser doesn’t work here

AlexisGolden.com is a personal adult website featuring Alexis, a Fuck-happy Slut who craves it EVERY way it Cums. Alexis takes Fornication to dizzy extremes while dishing out both amateur and professional Porn — PLUS she Fucks members (& everyone else she fancies) on the side. …Too bad all celebrities don’t Fuck their fans like Alexis.

This Twat loves a HARD Butt Fuck … “Fuck it like a Pussy” is her catch phrase.   Alexis sez; “ I am a 100% REAL LIFE Cougar, Swinger and MILF. This is a REALITY site. What you see is what I LOVE to do. … You get the best of both worlds with me, amateur and pro. 90% of my life I’m a regular working MILF who swings with her husband. The other 10% I get on a plane and go fuck for the camera in LA. And in every case I’m doing what I want. “

Her free Preview is a pleasing tour of AlexisGolden.com that includes some picture and video previews of the action and Alexis’ personal scoop on what she’s all about. Browsing the tour a bit will quickly tell if Alexis is your cup of Twat…

If you like hot action from a meek-little-princess turned dedicated Fornicator, give AlexisGolden a try !

Who’s Alexis ?

This is one chick who made my job easy because she sez it all herself…

” I work very hard to keep myself fuckable. I’m 5’7″, 139, 36DDD-25-35. I am VERY athletic, a personal trainer and fitness model. I love to and occasionally compete in figure shows. I am tan, tight, toned and very strong. I’m sure you’d like me to spank your ass. Guys that want to fuck me better bring their A game or they’ll be sent home. My eyes are very blue and my hair very blonde. “

” …I am VERY oral. I love to tease and have public sex. I love anal, double penetration, groups of men and a variety of cocks. … And don’t think I only do men. I also love the touch of a woman, getting fucked hard with a strap-on and making people cum. “

” I like all kinds of men. You will see me fuck and suck off “regular” guys inside. I’m on the never ending search for the biggest, fattest cock there is. I LOVE aggressive men. The more aggressive you can be with me the better. I love to be Face Fucked. Spank me, choke me with your cock and throw me around. Unfortunately few are up to the task. During my special member meet and greets, a special few may get the chance to show what they have. “

Plus Alexis sez; ” I am a size queen and I LOVE Big Cocks, especially BLACK ones. I also enjoy treating “regular” guys to a special blowjob or fuck. I LOVE it in the ass, balls deep. I LOVE getting fucked long, hard and deep by a LOT of different men. I LOVE the taste of cum, I LOVE to eat it. I especially love cum swapping with another hot chick. I do this because I WANT to, not because I have to. “

Finally, Alexis admits she’s got a weakness for Baked Goods and Exercise. . .So do I.   I say to Hell with Fucking, I wanna meet up… share a German Chocolate Cake… then swim laps with her.

What’s AlexisGolden.com Got ?

Alexis really is an industrial-strength Interracial Stud-Fucker. . .as advertised. But the Site offers lots more in a balanced mix of Hardcore Cougar pounces, Lezbo Twat-Jumping, soft BDSM, Role-Play, and more. And then there’s the excitement of her many travels, sordid one-nite-stands and rubbing elbows in the Porn Industry. Plus if you can cut the mustard, there’s always the chance as a member of dipping your wick in her honey pot.

The content of some WebGirl sites features lots of solo masturbation and dildo insertions. Except for occasional glamor shoots, Alexis nearly always plays crotch-to-crotch with someone, if not a squirming group.

Alexis sez; ” As you can see from my content, I like it ROUGH and HARD and DEEP and a LOT! I have been told I am truly insatiable. I know most web girls probably say that, but the difference with me is that I truly am. I will be the last one going at a gang bang. Guys will be shriveled up and running out the door while I’m calling for more dick. “

Her content includes Interracial, Anal, Big Cocks, DP, Girl2Girl, Blow Jobs, Insertions, BDSM, Role-play, Swinging, Cougar, Cum Play and More. Plus Alexis delivers Porn star Fuck-Buddies and regular “Joe 6-Pack” Bone-fests. Sometimes she updates with guest contributions from Amateur and Pro Porn girlfriends

Alexis delivers the high-quality content she promises, but judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual so please check it out yourself.

PiXXX:   Alexis displays her Picture Sets, including title and thumbnail preview, across 3 pages, with dozens listed per page. Click a selection to open the Picture Set’s Thumbnail page. Click Thumbnails, which are displayed down the side of the page, to view the pictures on the same page. Once a picture is selected, the others in the Set can be viewed in forward or back sequence by clicking a arrow above the picture. The PiXXX’s cannot be searched by keyword or category. . .I recently discovered such Search features really are useful with big picture and video collections. Downloadable zip archives of the Picture Sets, another popular convenience, don’t seem to be available either.

Alexis tells members to use the Internet Explorer browser with her site. Take that advice. Pictures cannot be viewed with the Firefox browser. Although the thumbnails will display down the side of a long page, clicking one to view a picture does nothing in Firefox.

Alexis promises a PiXXX update each week. Pictures come in a single size that varies depending on the picture. . .sizes ranged from 600×450 to 800×600 for those I checked. Other sites often provide pictures in a range of sizes, from tiny to huge, and the single picture size might seem small to someone craving big, fully-detailed versions of favorite poses. If you’re interested, the PiXXX’s captions and backstories apparently are found somewhere in Alexis’ Blog. Captions also are found under the “What’s New” link where the new updates are announced.

Alexis’ Picture Sets usually have loads of photos, but I noticed some are nearly identical or rather mundane and should be culled to enhance the viewing experience. . .3 or 4 identical pictures in a row is not unusual.

Video Gallery:    The Site boasts 110+ hours of 640×480 Video clips and promises Video updates twice a week. Videos are long, between 10 and 20+ minutes, and can be streamed in the browser or downloaded. Alexis displays her video selections, including title, duration and slide show preview, across 4 pages, with dozens listed per page. Click a selection to stream it in the browser or use the mouse “Right-Click” menu to download it. Like the PiXXX, Videos cannot be searched by keyword or category.

Videos come in one size and format (.wmv) … That’s OK with me, but other sites do offer more size/format options. The size (640×480, or so) might seem small to those craving the huge wide-screen videos many sites feature these days. …Regardless, Alexis delivers high quality videos with XXXtreme and varied content. I chose a cock-studded, multi-Twat Lez-fest that coaxed my Cum smooth as silk.

Many clips are part of serials comprising “movies” running an hour or more. If you’re interested, the Video’s captions and backstories apparently are found somewhere in Alexis’ Blog. Captions also are found under the “What’s New” link where the new updates are announced.

There was one problem — Sometimes I had to reenter user name and password to view videos I selected. For whatever reason it happens, making members reenter login info to access selected features it is not standard for Amateur web-girl sites and is irritating. The problem may be a server glitch. . .I noticed the server sometimes got confused, especially when downloading or streaming Videos.

Also, while checking for Server glitches during video downloads and streaming, my access to the site was blocked for “EXCESS BANDWIDTH USE … BANNED FOR 1 HOURS”. The ban was explained as a bandwidth-limit and security measure and a “daily bandwidth usage limit” was mentioned. I don’t particularly question being banned, but it IS unusual. . .something I haven’t seen at the other WebGirl sites where I downloaded and streamed HUGE Hi-Def videos, often simultaneously. Perhaps the temporary access I was granted had special limitations … which is understandable. Anyways, after a short wait my access was restored.

Other Site Features:

Scheduled Live Cam Shows: Though I didn’t catch a Live Show, Alexis broadcasts Cam Shows. She sez; ” My Web Cam is up and running! I have a great time chatting with you and showing my Neon Pink Pussy and all my HUGE toys. I do my shows in my super secret Sex Room, with all my sexy outfits and toys nearby for you to choose from. ” I didn’t find a schedule of her Cam Shows so take her advice and join her mailing list for notice of the next show. “

Private Cam Sessions: Though I didn’t try it, one-on-one cam sessions with Alexis can be set up through her Store. Alexis sez; ” My Private Web Cam Shows are very special! I do costumes, role play, toys and more. Let your imagination run wild! Rates vary by time…. …buy up to 60 minutes of 1 or 2-way WebCam action with sound. “

I suspect even guests (non-members) can get a piece of Alexis this way.

Private Cam Show Archive: Hundreds of archived PrivateCamz.com videos of one-on-one Private Cam Sessions with Alexis.

Private Cam Show Snap Shots Archive: Hundreds of archived PrivateCamz.com slide shows featuring still pictures taken from the videos in her Private Cam Show archive. These snap shots are handy for previewing the videos.

Tell Me More !

There’s More besides…

  • Other Girl’s Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Scheduled Live Cam Shows, with sound, from hundreds of other Camz Sluts.
  • Blog: Alexis has an active blog with the skinny on what’s hopping, especially on the “Celebrity” side of her life. Non-members can see her Blog and apparently, post comments.
  • “What’s New” – posted notices of content updates and additions, including captions and slide show previews.
  • “Upcoming Events” – Alexis posts her travel and appearance schedule, plus Casting Calls and member meets. Maybe you have just what this Fox needs.
  • “All About Me” – more personal info from Alexis.
  • Alexis is a Celebrity who makes public appearances of various kinds
  • Alexis has a couple Wishlists, including Neiman Marcus … Make her your Bitch with an impressive gift
  • Alexis is accessible through email, FaceBook, MySpace, Twitter, Naughty America and her Blog.
  • Membership is for AlexisGolden.com only, no Bonus Web Girl Site access . . . but I bet this Juicy Twat doesn’t need ANY help to keep members Cumming.

Alexis is Personally Accessible on her terms. . .She’s on the lookout to shoot content, or just plain Fuck, with people striking her fancy. She sez; ” I do my Dick Shopping at Adult Friend Finder when I need to find some cock while I travel. If you sign up email me your handle. “

Alexis’ Store sells at least 25 quality Porn DVD’s in which she stars or is featured. Her Videos also are sold as Video on Demand (VOD) and Instant Downloads. AND her  STINKY  panties, bras, and shoes are for sale !! The Store seems to be open for Guests (non-members), even.

Do AlexisGolden ?

Alexis is hardy Swinger who craves her Cookies … And loves ’em Hot.   She delivers XXX-action, style, glamor, travel, and celebrity. Plus she seems fanatic about Fucking fans (& heaps of other people) on the side.

Granted the Site coding (& perhaps the servers) could use an update — I noticed she mentioned a coming Site revamp — But then, her pricing makes membership a good value and the content Cums Raw.

Tour her Preview to check out Alexis’ look, personality and style —

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

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Go to AlexisGolden.com
Visit: AlexisGolden


Score: AlexisGolden
Update Frequency: 90
Content Quantity: 85
Photographic Quality: 80
User Friendly: 75
Speed: 80
Site Sizzle: 80
Personality: 90
Freebie Extras:


Toby Tally  82
May 122010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with an Asian twist)

Toby Tally:  79

Date Reviewed : May 12, 2010
Go to LanaLeesWorld.com
Go to: LanaLeesWorld

  • By Credit Card, On-Line Check or Phone Billing (charged to Phone #):
  • $29.99–30 day, $49.99–60 day, recurring

The Skinny on LanaLeesWorld:

  • Pros:  Enthusiastic Sinner-in-Training, Variety, New Site has Running Start, Free Web Shows
  • Cons:  Content Display/Navigation needs Tweaking, More Personal Info would be welcomed

LanaLeesWorld.com is a fresh NEW personal adult website featuring the Chinese fox, Lana, who’s a lean, dark-eyed Doll with glamor up the ying-yang. Thing is. . .she’s a good girl who wants to go bad and wants members watching as she commits each new Sin.    IN FACT — as I wrote this review, she filmed and posted her FIRST Lesbian hookup !!!

Lana sez; ” I Love showing off and I record everything I do just for my members.. So you’ll see hours of my personal videos and tons of pics..ranging from cute softcore teasing all the way up to triple XXX hardcore ! I’m not a professional Porn Star..just a horny amateur girl who loves showing off.. I Show you Everything..Teasing..Sucking..and Fucking..indoors and out.. “

Lana’s free Preview has several sample video clips and enlargeable thumbnails of recent Updates (just look how small her waist is). There also are pictures from her Girlfriend’s updates and a bit of personal info. Though not packed with free content, what’s there provides more than enough of her Look, Personality and Style to decide if Lana is for you…

If you want a Hot Asian chick zipping down Sin’s slippery slope, enter LanaLeesWorld !

Who’s Lana ?

There are 3 kinds of girls. . .good girls, bad girls and good-girls-gone-bad. Lana Lee is the third type. . .She left a respectable family and cozy home in a nice Hong Kong neighborhood to indulge nasty secret urges in the Wicked West (a.k.a. the ” United Kingdom “). Like Oliver Twist, Lana fell under the influence of vile Englishmen intent on her corruption. But unlike Oliver Twist, so far Lana has enjoyed her fall from grace, especially the public Cum drenchings, and aspires to fall much farther, only faster.

Lana is a Dark-eyed Beauty with straight black hair framing her face and draping shoulders and back. She hasn’t posted full statistics yet but appears tall, with long, lean arms, legs and torso, a narrow (24″ ?) waist and slim hips. Each Tit is a generous handful topped with a plump, deliciously-dark Nipple. Smooth Skin hugs her statuesque frame, which is remarkably slender but avoids a bony “waif” look. Lean Pussy bumpers frame Lana’s closed-lip Smile-of-a-Thousand-Delights and it’s all topped by a pubic mound that sometimes sports a wide but close-cropped bush and sometimes is shaved hairless (both styles suit Lana, though I slightly prefer smooth). Long, elegant fingers are tipped with beautiful nails that she keeps natural rather than painted. I didn’t notice any intimate body mods. . .Hopefully future video or photo updates will include trips to the tatt parlor for some Hot piercings.

For Fuckholes; Lana has pouty lips, best when colored bright red and a tight-lipped Pussy that locks Cock like a chinese-finger-puzzle. Her Butthole is a shy mystery usually kept tucked between taut, rounded buns. Lana’s Clit keeps out of sight but I know that  ( like Lana )  it’s a naughty Girl and  ( like Lana )  needs a good Spanking.

LanaLeesWorld recently opened on line in Feb. 2010. Despite the newness, Lana has a running start on posting content and stamping the Site with personality and style.

Lana sez; ” Hi Guys ! My name is Lana and this is my own personal website.. In my own country I’m a respectable and polite girl.. But since moving to the West I’ve discovered a side of me that I didn’t know existed.. The freedom here has allowed me to express my sexuality in ways I couldn’t imagine before.. Every sexual fantasy I have ever had is laid out for you here on my site. ”    Not just fantasies that are laid out for members. . .Lana, herself, is Laid-out in spreads that keep getting better.

What’s LanaLeesWorld.com Got ?

LanaLeesWorld members are a sensitive bunch who. . .much like an audience at the musical “Oliver!”. . .sit watching depraved influences on a young innocent and hope someone will help. Only with Lana, everyone hopes the “help” is three more horse-hung dudes or a Hot chick sporting a Strap-on (I’m hoping Justine — the petite British Tart bouncing on the bed in JustinesBedroom — is the Twat who Pops Lana’s girlfriend Cherry).

Lana sez; ” ‘There is nothing I wont try.’ Follow me on my sexual adventures as I suck and fuck my way around the World. You won’t be Disappointed !!! ” Given that commendable attitude, I’m sure there’ll be Cum-load after Cum-load of  “help”  for Lana Lee.

Her content features Cock Worship, Facials, Creampies, Insertions, Exhibitionism, Dress up, Role-play, BDSM (mild, so far), Nawty School-girl, and More. …And that’s only after a couple months. This Chick is still “finding” herself so there’s no telling what trouble she’ll get into. . . Lesbian ?, Gangbang ?, Anal?, Swing?

I didn’t find Ass Play and she confessed to never playing with a girlfriend. But Lana is like a schoolgirl courting corruption who, though not yet in deep with Headmistress or the Nuns, is eager for all the wicked sin a slutty-minded girl can find. Such a naughty girl is sure to share each first taste of vice and every blot on her record with lucky members.

And to keep members smiling, Lana also updates with contributions from guest girlfriends doing the nasty things she hasn’t done yet.

I like Lana’s content (especially the sense of escalating naughtiness). There’s an amateur quality to her work that many guys and dolls get off on — where that panting dude working the camera was the one whose Bone got Smoked a second ago. But judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual. . .Lana’s format and offerings target her audience so please check it out yourself.

My Photos:   Lana’s photos, featuring all the vices she’s learned so far, are listed with title, date and picture count in a Picture Set gallery displaying 12 thumbnails to a page over 4 pages, with Previous/Next navigation between pages, for a total of 43 Sets (so far). Clicking a Picture Set selection displays large thumbnails of that Set’s pictures displayed 12 to a page over one or more pages. Clicking a desired thumbnail displays that picture with Previous/Next navigation between the pictures. Currently there seems to be only a single choice of picture size and that is very large, up to 1549×1037, which invariably overflows the browser window. A selected Picture Set also can be downloaded as a zip-archive from the thumbnail display page(s).

The ways the photos are displayed and navigated need minor improvements. Members who scan through Picture Sets using the thumbnails will find viewing up to 250+ thumbnail pictures displayed 12 to a page across 21+ pages is tedious. Fortunately the thumbnails are relatively large so looking through them that way isn’t wasted effort. Also the current single photo size typically is too big to display the entire picture in the browser window. Adding smaller versions of the pictures simplifies and improves the member’s viewing experience. Once at a Picture Set’s display of thumbnails there’s not a link to get back to the Picture Set gallery, one must navigate back to there using the browser “Back” button or return to gallery’s first page by clicking the main “My Photos” link. A link at the thumbnail display level to get back to the point where a member left the Picture Set gallery would be convenient. I make these comments only because most WebGirl sites avoid those inconveniences

My Videos:   Lana’s videos are listed with a title, length, date and short caption in a gallery displaying 12 thumbnails to a page over 5 pages, with Previous/Next navigation between pages, for total of 49 videos (so far). Clicking on a video selection goes to another page where comments and ratings can be entered. Again clicking on the desired video’s thumbnail leads a video streaming window in the browser. At this point, instructions also are provided for downloading the video in .wmv format using the “Right Click” mouse menu. Video clips are long, typically more than 10 minutes and often exceeding 20 minutes. Video quality is good (though not the Hi-Def people expect nowadays) and the picture is large. . .one I checked was 720×576.

There were some minor glitches in the videos. Strangely, the latest video update, “Bathroom Face Fuck” downloads as a Picture Set zip-archive rather than a video, and it neither opens as a zip file nor plays as a video. Streaming video (in .wmv format) didn’t work at all in my Firefox browser. The Site warns that streaming may not work in Firefox but I’ve never had that problem before. . .Streaming did work in Internet Explorer. The “Kitchen_HD.wmv” video I downloaded (presumably a wide screen Hi-Def) was formated wrong and played back distorted with the wrong aspect ratio — the image was too narrow and tall. The video’s I watched didn’t display titles at the beginning. Without displaying titles when played, the videos’ original subjects soon are forgotten; they eventually get mixed together on the hard drive until you’ve got not idea what anything is. Plus the downloads’ file names often are cryptic ID’s like “Si_2.wmv” so they don’t help. . .though in fairness, downloads from many other sites come with gibberish file names. Finally …just a suggestion… the intermediate display page (for comments and ratings) before the streaming video window might be eliminated so clicking the selected thumbnail at the video gallery page goes directly to its streaming/download page. I do like the “Here are a few hot sets for you:” suggestions on that intermediate page.

Downloading Picture Sets and Videos was fast enough to keep me satisfied, especially considering the video files are very large, up to 260+ MB’s. While I’m on the subject, the streamed video picture is a bit small, which could mean this brand-new Site currently doesn’t have the bandwidth needed for larger… …In fairness, many sites don’t have streaming at all. Although it is “Amateur”, the image quality and technique both were pleasing, avoiding a “snap shot” look. Lana mentioned modeling, so she probably has experience composing shots and striking poses. As for the “rough edges” I found, I’m sure they will be smoothed as LanaLeesWorld matures.

Other Site Features:

LanaLeesWorld Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “ImLive.com”: Though I didn’t catch a Live Show, TWICE each week Lana is supposed to broadcast a free cam show for her members. Lana sez; ” …There is nothing I like more than stripping and spreading while you watch..I perform 2 Free Live Cam Shows per week just for my members..You’ll even get to see me getting fucked ‘Live’ I take requests from my members and I love trying new things..so tell me all your horny fantasies and I’ll do my best to oblige.. “

The Cam Show schedule is posted on the “My Webcam” page. Keeping to the twice-a-week schedule has been somewhat sporadic over the two month life of the Site — But then in the last two weeks (and as I do this review) she’s been traveling in Asia and, understandably, couldn’t broadcast.

Lana’s Private Cam Sessions: Though I didn’t try it, apparently a one-on-one with Lana can be set up.

Tell Me More !

Let me tell U more…

  • My Diary – Lana sez; ” I Love to interact with my members and I update my personal Diary everyday.. I describe to you in detail all my horny adventures ! “
  • Members can Comment and Vote on the Videos and other content so Lana knows what’s popular.
  • Membership is for LanaLeesWorld.com only, no Bonus Web Girl Site access. However, guest Twats sometimes contribute updates to her Site.
  • Lana is accessible through her Scheduled Cam Shows, Private Cam Sessions, Yahoo Messenger and email.

Other than the Diary and some scattered statements, the Site doesn’t have much personal info on Lana, as in a Bio or FAQ. I’m sure “The Lana Lee Story” is fascinating and I’m dying to hear it. Since it’s a new Site, Lana is probably still busy revealing more  ” of ”  herself but hopefully will reveal more  ” about ”  herself as time passes. …Also, Lana doesn’t have a Forum or Message Board. I like seeing the interaction between members and the WebGirl, but then member’s often ignore forums anyways.

Similarly, Lana probably hasn’t had time to declare positions on such things as public appearances, physical accessibility by members, selling personal merchandise, a wishlist, etc… — But as a wise man (me !) said… Answers to such timeless questions will come, like a doctor, to he or she who is patient.

Do LanaLeesWorld ?

Lana is Hot as a firecracker and off to good start. . .though, like all Naughty girls, she needs a sound spanking on her naked Bum with a hairbrush or a braided leather belt.

LanaLeesWorld is new and there are some minor rough edges that surely will be smoothed as the Site matures. Regardless, it’s worth the price of membership to witness the continuing corruption of this formerly “polite girl” from a respectable family and good neighborhood. The best part is members discover right along with Lana just how far down the Road to Perdition she’s willing to go.

So cruise through the free Preview to get a sense of Lana’s look, personality and style…

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

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Go to LanaLeesWorld.com
Visit: LanaLeesWorld


Score: LanaLeesWorld ( *  new site)
Update Frequency: 90
Content Quantity: 75*
Photographic Quality: 80
User Friendly: 75
Speed: 80
Site Sizzle: 75
Personality: 80*
Freebie Extras:


Toby Tally  79
Apr 132010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with a Latina twist)

Toby Tally:  86

Date Reviewed : Apr. 13, 2010
Go to ChicasPlace.com
Go to: ChicasPlace

  • By Credit Card or On-Line Check:
  • $24.95–30 day, $39.95–60 day, $49.95–90 day, recurring
  • By Cash or Money Order:
  • $24.95–1 mon., $39.95–2 mon., $49.95–3 mon, non-recurring
  • By Phone Billing:
  • $24.95–30 day, non-recurring – charged to Phone #

The Skinny on ChicasPlace:

  • Pros:  Merry Masturbator, Hi-Def Images, Active Presence at Site, Direct Navigation
  • Cons:  Solo & Hubby Play may not Swing enuff for some

ChicasPlace.com is a personal adult website featuring the Masturbating Blowjob-Hottie, Chica, who really knows how to glam her Clam. She loves to Suck Dick and if she doesn’t have a Foot Fetish herself, she eagerly shares her Feet with members who do.

The ChicasPlace site layout is remarkably simple and user friendly. The Site has two main parts:  the Home page contains all the content. . .Videos and Picture Sets,  and the Forum/Blog page is the communications center, where fans access Chica. She does a great job updating content and communicating with members and guests. Updates Cum round every two or three days.

Chica’s free Preview starts with Video Updates, featuring 57 pages of Video listings, 10 to a page, with thumbnails, captions and dozens of Widescreen Flash Video clip samples. Guests also have access to her personal ‘Social Network’, including a Forum and Blog, her Tweeter and My Space, an FAQ and More. The Video captions and samples alone offer enough of her Look, Personality and Style to quickly decide if Chica is for you…

If you want a beautiful, personable, entertaining Bit-of-Stuff on the side, go to ChicasPlace !

Who’s Chica ?

Chica is a glamorous, Brunette Chick with Gray-eyes and a gift for Cock Sucking. Though petite (5′-2″, 34D-25-34), her body is sturdy and kept fit in workout sessions where her Pussy usually ends up dripping something that ain’t Sweat. …AND that bod boasts —  Big, round handfuls of Tit with plump, knobby Nipples (I call ’em “Nobples”); Smooth Skin that shows just how little her bikini covers; Swollen Pussy bumpers with dark, rubbery Piss Flaps that seal airtight round a thick Dong and Quality hands and feet tipped with wiggly Fingers and Toes. For body mods., Chica only has a pierced Belly-Button.

She can make her Tongue real pointy.

For Fuckholes; Chica has full lips, best when slathered in Cum and a Pussy so tight Cocks draw a vacuum on the out-stroke. Her Butthole. . .a steadfast ring of tight, puckered muscle. . .isn’t shy. On the other hand, I never saw Chica’s timid lil’ Clit — Neither has Chica, apparently, as she’s always fingering her crotch. . .searching for it, I guess.

Chica discovered a magic button in her Panties and pushed it often from an early age … With that accomplished, all that remained was finding a Dude with a video cam and getting drunk, which she did in 2001. This guy, turns out, had a neat-o idea about launching an Amateur Porn website and Chica was intrigued. …Wisely,  of the two of them,  they choose Chica to be Star of the site.

Chica sez; ” I figured we already had some movies made so why not. I love being my own boss ! We wanted to test our stuff out so…we posted some short clips and pictures around the web. The response was overwhelming ! We were flooded with emails from viewers wanting more…more…more ! …we started making videos to put in our future member’s area and began making the site design. After about three months of making videos we put our site up live on Nov. 14, 2005 and here we are ! ”    Yes, Chica. And here WE are. . .still Cumming to watch & watching to Cum.

What’s ChicasPlace.com Got ?

Chica’s a thirsty, Cum-chugging kitten playing with herself and her “Oorah” Hubby for members at a Web Site that’s simple and compact. Chica sez; ” My favorite way to masturbate is by humping toys. I use to do this when I was young while my sister’s friends would watch. I love using all kinds of pussy and ass toys. … I’ve always been good at giving blowjobs and handjobs so that’s what I get the most requests for. I love the feeling of a hard cock that is about to explode. “

Her content has loads of Masturbation and all sorts of Blow and Jerk Jobs. . .plus there’s Hubby Fucking, Insertions, Role-play, and More. Chica delights in Facial and CreamPie Cum drenchings — she prefers to swallow and takes Cocks deep down the throat for the Spew but obligingly shows the Cum for her member’s enjoyment instead. Although there’s some Ass Play, Chica doesn’t indulge in Swinging, Girl2Girl or Butt-Fucking.

Concerned for her member’s experience, Chica updates with Swinging, Girl2Girl & Anal action from guest girlfriends to spice the site with those flavors. …Honestly, watching a recent guest Update featuring Barbi and what she and some stud did in her SUV was good enough for me. So what if it wasn’t Chica’s Bum the dude’s Nutsack was bumping. She knows members want that dish occasionally and she serves it  Hot.

BEWARE.    Chica’s Updates are so easy to review and navigate you’ll find yourself downloading or streaming several 100MB+ Videos simultaneously, slowing the downloads and pausing playback of streamed Videos. I soon was playing two Videos and downloading three huge files at the same time. I found that while “Paused”, a streaming Video continues to download, or buffer, so it can be viewed later without interruption for buffering.

I like Chica’s content; images are high quality with great composition and editing technique, but judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual. . .Chica’s format and offerings are tailored to her fans so please check it out yourself.

Picture Sets:   ChicasPlace conveniently combines her still Picture Sets and Videos at one location. An album of still pictures comes with nearly every Video. Occasionally Chica includes a Picture-Set-only update. I suspect most these still-only albums are tame pictures from her “Scrapbook” Category. . .PG-rated photos of her travels, just like your parent’s vacation prints (if your parents wore see-all swimsuits and flashed tits a lot). Picture Sets can be downloaded as a zip archive, or newer Sets can be viewed in a clever Slide Show player.

Videos:   Chica takes members straight to “Videos” at the Site’s Home page … You get directly to her Pussy, no clicking around. . .sweet n’ simple. Chica’s Video selections (plus some still-only albums) are displayed 6-Updates-to-a-page across 92 pages, with about 550 Updates archived since mid-2005. . .that’s 2 or 3 per week.

ChicasPlace has an impressive system for selecting and viewing Videos and Picture Sets. Once at the Home page, you’re ready to select an Update. Each Update listing has a caption, date, video duration, file sizes, still picture count and Category tags. You can check videos by just cruising down the listings, page by page, over 92 pages. …Or search through the listings using Category tags by clicking a tag at the bottom of each selection (“Blowjob”, “Masturbation”, “Fucking”, etc…). …Or Use the “Search Box” near the top of the page by typing in a Keyword. …Or use the “Category List Box” below the Search Box to select a tag. Most important, the content is well tagged and categorized.   …In the past, I never bothered much with searches through WebGirl content but with 550+ Updates to scan, I started using them real quick at ChicasPlace.

Once a Video or Picture Set Update is selected, your running around is done. . .no navigating back and forth through pages of thumbnails to see it. Each Update (since Sept. 2009) is displayed with a Flash Player (about 540×300) for viewing video streamed in the browser; links to downloads in iPod (.mp4), Flash (.flv), and Lo-Def or Hi-Def (.wmv) formats; a zip archive link to download the still photos versions and a Flash Slide Show window to view the still pictures individually or as a slide show.    (Earlier Updates are displayed without the embedded Flash Player and Slide Show windows and may not be available in the full-range of formats.)

A Video can be previewed with it’s still photos by downloading the archive or using the Flash Slide Show. …If you just want to see the stills, the Flash Slide Show window is a clever invention. Pictures can be viewed in the 600×500 Flash window or at full screen size. Navigate through photos using the thumbnails that, depending on where your mouse is, are displayed in a semi-transparent overlay across the bottom or at the sides of the displayed picture. Click on a thumbnail to see that picture. You can fast-forward or backward through the thumbnails without changing the displayed picture. …Hover the mouse over the “<" or ">” arrows at the left or right border of the displayed picture to see the preceding or next thumbnail. …OR hover the mouse over the word “THUMBNAILS” at the bottom left to get other Options. …Start or STOP the slide show by clicking the word “SLIDESHOW” …Go to full screen by clicking the word “FULLSCREEN” This is really a great way to navigate through still photos. . .It may take a minute to to get your bearings, but then all the control is right there on one page.

Videos are long, 15 minutes or more. . .occasionally the duration will be around 30 minutes or less than ten. Updates cum round every two or 3 days. At times a video update will be from a guest girlfriend — Guest updates may not have the same video quality you will come to expect from Chica.

Other Site Features:

ChicasPlace Scheduled Live Cam Shows: Though I didn’t catch a Live Show, each week Chica broadcasts a Free  Hi-Def  Cam Show for “Members Only”. These Cam Shows, a highlight of the Site, also are edited and added to her Video Updates.

Chica sez; ” If you’re the kind of person who likes that intimate connection then I have just the thing for you! Each week I do Live Camshows in crystal clear Hi-Def for my members. In the show you can just sit back and watch or you can participate by text chatting with me. This is your private time with me to ask whatever you like and we can get to know each other better 🙂 … I love masturbating while being watched. “

Tell Me More !

Don’t Forget ALL This…

  • Chica provides links to some or all of the brimming ocean of PrivateCamz content…
  • Other Girl’s Live Cam Shows: On “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com) and “CamModels” – – When Chica’s not on Cam you can see other WebGirl’s Cam Shows.
  • Blog: Chica has a blog, accessed from the “Chica’s Place Forum” page. Non-members can see her Blog and post comments.
  • Chica has a fairly active Forum or Message Board and even non-members have access (read-only ??). She’s very attentive to both Forum and Blog.
  • Chica has a Wishlist. Chica sez; “Just being a member and supporting my site is enough for me but I understand that some members like to buy me something special to see in an update. “
  • Chica’s ‘Pic of the Day’ — always Pretty AND. . .just like Chica. . .it comes daily.
  • A few erotic stories from 2005
  • Chica’s Private Email Newsletter
  • Members can Comment and Vote on the Videos and other content so Chica knows what’s popular.
  • Chica doesn’t seem eagerly open to physical accessibility by members. . .it’s not like she advertises “Casting Calls.” Anyways, be Charming and see what happens.
  • I just saw that Chica attended a Sexy-Girl related convention in April, so she may make some public appearances. I’m sure she announces such events in the Blog.
  • I saw mention of Chica selling personal merchandise in her Store but couldn’t find any offerings — But hey. . .Pay enough & maybe she’ll TAKE some of YOUR old junk.
  • Chica gives peeks at Girlfriends’ Sites at the “Friends” link, but it’s really just access to various WebGirl’s Free Previews.
  • Though she tried it, Chica does not do Private Cam Sessions. She’s uncomfortable charging members for her time and prefers playing in her Free WebCam Shows.
  • Membership is for ChicasPlace.com only, no Bonus Web Girl Site access. However, guest Twats sometimes contribute updates to her Site.

Chica seems very accessible through her Scheduled Cam Shows, email, Blog, Forum, My Space and Twitter. . .Plus the Home page’s “Wall” & Tweets. She’s remarkably attentive to all the channels of access. . .she posts frequently with personal thoughts, Real-Life activities and Site updates, and responds quickly. Though Her posts usually are short blurbs (she’s not writing ‘War and Peace’) they’re sufficient for fans to know what the fuck’s up.

I was confused whether her Cam Shows broadcast on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com) or something called CamModels because ChicasPlace offers access to other WebGirl’s Live Cam Shows at both sites, although the CamModel’s WebGirl I checked seemed to be pushing viewers for Paid Private Sessions.

Chica has a store selling DVD’s, Clips4Sale, Pics4Sale, autographed photos and sex toys (a plastic-Pussy Cock-milker). The sex toy sales didn’t seem to be active. …Non-members also have access to her store and there’s a special membership offer with a DVD purchase.

Do ChicasPlace ?

Chica’s a Cum-Crazed Chick with a Burning Tail, Pleasant Personality and Loads of Energy who rides herd on her amateur WebGirl site like a Dickless Rowdy Yates. She and her Leatherneck Hubb have made ChicasPlace easy to use and stuffed it with high-quality images. Though Chica. . .a Masturbating Hubby-Fucker. . .is a “Good Girl” of sorts, she wisely spices up the content for incorrigible Gutter-Trolling fans with Guest updates from Fornicating, Fuck-happy Floozies.

So nose through the Video list, view some of the clips and check her Blog & social network features in the Preview to get a sense of Chica’s look, personality and style.

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

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Score: ChicasPlace
Update Frequency: 90
Content Quantity: 90
Photographic Quality: 85
User Friendly: 90
Speed: 90
Site Sizzle: 75
Personality: 95
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Toby Tally  86
Mar 202010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category:  Hot Wife  (with an Interracial twist)

Toby Tally:  82

Date Reviewed : Mar. 10, 2010
Go to Janet-Exposed.com
Go to: Janet-Exposed
Go to Foot-Tease.com
Go to: Foot-Tease

  • By Credit Card or Bank Account Billing
  •    $24.99 for 1st 30 days, decreasing $3 /month, locking at $15.99
  •    $27.99–30 day, $59.99–90 day, $99.99–180 day, non-recurring
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  •    $27.99–30 day, $59.99–90 day, $99.99–180 day, $179.99–1 yr.,
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The Skinny on Janet-Exposed:

  • Pros:  Enthusiastic HotWife, Vivid Fetishes, 10-years of Content, Live & Archived Cam Shows
  • Cons:  A Few Bonus Features seem Stale, Photos Navigation needs Updating

Janet-Exposed.com is a personal adult website featuring a Prowling Wild Cat named  Janet. She’s a little lady with a big taste for Interracial Lust, Big Cock Worship, Sexy Feet, Young Men, Girl2Girl, and more. And she has two settings. . .Ritz and Raw.

Janet’s Pussy’s got the jones for ” No-strings-attached sex with significantly younger white guys and well-endowed black men. ” … And she’s a ” cum-queen size-queen and foot fetish domme. ” Her Site offers members a dozen years worth of Images from her Sexy lifestyle.

( And Janet-Exposed has a separate sister Web Site, Foot-Tease.com dedicated to a decade of fascination with Janet’s Feetsies.  Janet sez; ” …Foot Tease (1998-2005) was one of the very first amateur foot fetish websites and soon achieved iconic status. Due to popular demand, I am proud to announce the official “reboot” of the site…Now bigger and better than ever ! ” )

Her free Preview gives Shoppers a thorough peek at Janet-Exposed. Though the Preview doesn’t have big loads of freebie content, it radiates a ton of Personality. Although I didn’t find any free Video Clips, the Dozens of still pictures and content previews in the “Free Photos”, “What’s New” and “Store” tell enough about Looks and Style to decide the membership question.

If you crave her Tuna, Order from Janet-Exposed !

( Or Go with  Foot-Tease.com  if you prefer Janet’s Sole ! )

Who’s Janet ?

Janet is a Redhead, Blue-eyed Hot Wife who hunts the big game. . .Buff Studs, Lean Collegians and Big Dicks. Though petite (5′-3″, 32DD-23-35) Janet sports a trophy 34D Rack, silver-dollar Nipples, glowing, tanned Skin, an amazingly commodious Clam and worship-worthy legs and Feet. For body mods., Janet isn’t partial to tatt’s or piercings, though her Belly-Button boasts a stud.

For Fuckholes; Janet packs her Thong with a pale, tight-lipped Snatch always eager for a goooooD Stretch and an enthusiastic R*sebud that adores attention. Janet’s Clit prefers the company of long, thick Cocks. . .In fact, what she accommodates in her Crotch is quite stunning.

Tho it’s often up, Janet has long, flowing hair. . .Hair down and no makeup, she’s a Firecracker. And when beamed from the Heart, her smile is Million Dollar.

Janet sez; ” Although people who don’t know me well tend to assume from my appearance that I’m no more than an innocent little “Soccer Mom” type, those close to me…know far better. 😉 Yes, it’s true to a point … I am sweet-tempered and I am a classic “Soccer Mom” type, right down to the minivan I drive the kids around in. If you met me on the street, you’d never guess that I’d be the type to own and operate my own adult web site. ” …And she’s been spreading her legs Online since before the turn-of-the-century. . .1998 actually.

Women who take a huge Cock sometimes have a look of “taking one for the team”. . .the look on Janet’s face always is Pleasure. A petite lady, she often is tossed like a rag doll by the big, buff dudes banging her, but her limber body takes a licking and keeps on Fucking. In addition to worshiping Big Cocks, Janet’s a MILF on the prowl for SILF’s (Sons I’ld Like to Fuck). . .This slinky Cougar has a Passion for Hunting and Humping the suitably  “young-dumb-and-fullacum.”  ( I wonder if she’s gonna add DILF’s to her menu ?? )

This little lady doesn’t do Sex small — thousands of images slap your face with her Big appetite for BIG Sex. But there’s obviously another aspect of Janet at the Site. As she sez; “I’ve always loved being a woman…not just a “female”…and I revel in my femininity. I love to dress up in pretty things, wear lots of jewelry, put on a dab of sexy perfume in strategic places and just have men admire me as a woman. It’s the perfect soft side of things to balance out the hot & sweaty, kinky side of my personality…and they both compliment each other well, don’t you think ? ” Janet is  — at one moment, a Gentlewoman daintily sitting in Grace and Glamour  — and at another, a sweaty Slut fully enclosing an 11-inch Boner. I like it that way.

What’s Janet-Exposed.com Got ?

Janet is a Glamorous and Sweaty Swinger who serves up more than a decade of her Sex Life to members. Scanning through the content leaves a sense of evolution. . .Lots of first’s there; 1st Cougar pounce, 1st public Exhibition, 1st Cue-ball Clam shave … — Simultaneously, the Site is Hardcore thrills and documentary record.

Janet’s content includes Interracial Lust, Big Cock Worship, Ass Play, Facials, Girl2Girl, Sexy Feet n’Legs, Glamour, Exhibitionism, Bareback, Outfit themes, Cougar (Here’s to You, Mrs. Robinson) and More.

She promises to update the Members area once or twice per week with some combination of new photos and video clips.

I appreciate Janet’s content – the competing kink and glam, her sexual journey, the vivid Fetishes. Judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual; Janet’s format and offerings chronicle the evolution of her Sexual Life AND of technology, so please check it out yourself.

The “Photo” and “Video” layouts are not fancy — things are simple here.

Photos:   Clicking the “Photos” link leads directly to the Latest Picture Set displayed as a page of thumbnails. Click each thumbnail to display the large picture. On my browser, the large picture zoomed in bigger when I clicked it. . .earlier (smaller) pictures don’t zoom. There no “Previous/Next” navigation between the full-sized pictures; they must be viewed one thumbnail at a time, a tad tedious. Click the browser back button to return to the thumbnails for another selection.

At the thumbnail page of the latest Picture Set, click the “Photo Archive” link to get to the page listing titles for ALL the preceding Picture Sets. Click a title to display the thumbnail page for that Picture Set. View those pictures by clicking the thumbnails, as with the latest Picture Set. Scanning quickly, there appear to be 280+ Picture Sets, back to 1998.

In the Archive, the Picture Sets closer to the bottom (I assume they’re older) had about 20+/- pictures at 732×476, or so, resolution (the bottom Set had 25 pics). New Picture Sets, near the top, had about 40+/- pictures at 900×600, or so (the top Set had 45). A single photo shoot theme may span several Picture sets. The Pictures can be downloaded using the “Right-Click” menu. Each Picture Set is captioned, and usually is dated somewheres. . .if not in the caption, then in the download filename. Photos must be viewed one at a time, there are no slide show or zip-archive download options. Many of the new picture sets are collections of video stills.

Videos:   Clicking the “Videos” link leads directly to the latest Video displayed in a page offering format selections to stream it in the browser or to download it in Windows .wmv or Mac .mov versions. Use the “Right-Click” menu to download Videos as files. Later Videos have thumbnail slide-show Previews, while earlier Videos have still thumbnails.

At the latest Video’s page, click the “Video Archive” link to get to the page listing ALL the preceding Videos. Click a title to display that Video’s page. Scanning quickly, there appear to be 240+ videos dating back (I think) to about 2002. Earlier videos are cut into short clips for easier download (at the time) and might be download-only, with no streaming. Streaming seems to appear as an option about 2006. Later Videos are sized at 720×480, or so (not stunning size for today). . .earlier at 352×262, or so. The Videos have captions and usually are dated somewhere, if not on the Video’s page, then in the download filename.

… Janet is Incredible. Now honestly. In the current latest Video, “Mann Meat In The Morning!”; Look at Janet’s petite bod and look at that  Sausage. . .How can all that Meat disappear ??… Now, That’s Entertainment ! …

Other Site Features:

Janet-Exposed Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Though I didn’t catch a Live Show, Janet sez; ” As often as my schedule permits, I try to host a free web cam show 4 times a month for my members. “

Janet’s Private Cam Sessions on PrivateCamz.com: Though I didn’t try it, one-on-one cam sessions with Janet can be set up through PrivateCamz.com.

Tell Me More !

But Is There More ??   In a word. . .You Betcha There’s MORE…

  • Janet provides links to some or all of the brimming ocean of PrivateCamz content…
  • Other Girl’s Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): “24/7 access to cam shows from hundreds of other girls”
  • “What’s New” : A meticulously current log of Site Updates and Activities going back to 2006
  • Janet’s willing to share what makes her tick in a huge, personally-revealing FAQ and a big Bio, “About Me”.
  • “Members Video FAQ” : Video clips of Janet’s Hardcore answers to member questions. . .The latest one I saw was dated 2004 so this innovative twist on FAQ’s might be discontinued.
  • Blog: Janet’s Blog covers the Personal scoop on Janet. . .though some months the entries can be a little sparse.
  • Mailing List: Janet sez; ” Join my mailing list to keep abreast of my travel schedule, new video releases and other key events at my site ! “
  • “Featured Guest”: Bonus Picture Sets from Janet’s Web Girl friends. There is just one displayed, from a year ago, and the “Featured Guest Archive” is empty.
  • “Artwork” : A small gallery for fan art
  • ‘Wife Watch’ : Online magazine for Amateurs, Swingers and Voyeurs (but the latest issue seems to be Jan.’09)
  • Membership is for Janet-Exposed only, no Bonus Adult Site access.
  • The Site doesn’t have a Forum. But with so much content, who’ld have time for one anyways ??
  • Janet is accessible through her Scheduled Cam Shows, Private Cam Sessions, and email.

In the FAQ Janet sez; ” I am not able to meet fans one-on-one “just to meet”. The only time fans can meet me on a social-only basis just to chit-chat is when I attend one of the various adult industry expos or conferences (such as AVN) …. Any such events I plan to attend are always posted in detail on the Travels page …. “

Janet is Personally Accessible on her terms. . .She’s on the lookout to shoot content with Guys or Dolls who strike her fancy and occasionally posts Casting Calls at the Site. She gives a rundown of what she’s expecting and where she expects it.

The Site has a Store selling amateur adult videos of Janet in action in DVD’s and Downloads (& some VHS). Janet sez; ” You can read detailed descriptions and see a ton of hot, explicit stills of each video, plus read reviews from respected, serious and well-known 3rd-party adult video review sites ! ” The selections I glanced at ran 30 to 70 minutes. Also sold is a large selection of glossy, 8×10 Autographed Photos. Order Online or by Mail… …And check out the Store’s 20% Discount for Members !!

The Store also is open for Guests. . .Shop there even if you don’t join. PLUS, her “Clips4Sale” Store sells a selection of Janet’s Sizzling Videos, including iPod Movies. These clips seem to be offered only in the Guest’s “Free Preview”. . .from there, click “LINKS” on the left Sidebar to get to them.

Do Janet-Exposed ?

Janet is a Live Wire with many Kinks, all fully documented. . .She has two equally appealing sides — Glam and Slut. …PLUS, Janet is personable and responsive to members, the Site has years of content to enjoy and her store is brimming with her work.

Some corners of the Site might be a little dusty, but the important ones are hopping with Real Life Hardcore content. Tour the Preview thoroughly to check out Janet’s look, personality and style.

Then if she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

( Or Hotfoot over to  Foot-Tease.com  if your Fetish has ten  Toes ! )

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Score: Janet-Exposed
Update Frequency: 90
Content Quantity: 85
Photographic Quality: 70
User Friendly: 75
Speed: 85
Site Sizzle: 80
Personality: 90
Freebie Extras:


Toby Tally  82

… Entertaining-Adults  Entertaining  Adults

Mar 132010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with a Swinging twist)

Toby Tally:  84

Date Reviewed : Mar. 10, 2010
Go to HousewifeKelly.com
Go to: HousewifeKelly
Go to KellysFootFetish.com
Go to: KellysFootFetish

  • $24.95 for 30 days then $19.95 recurring every 30 days
  • $89.95 for 180 days then $15.95 recurring every 30 days
  • Credit Card, Online Check

The Skinny on HousewifeKelly:

  • Pros:  Irrepressible Swinger, Inspired Variety, Live & Archived Cam Shows, Direct Navigation
  • Cons:  Image Quality and Editting might be Better

HousewifeKelly.com is a personal adult website featuring Swinging Hot Wife, Kelly. Judging by her Site, Kelly has two roles in her life… Housewife and Slut.

Through her Videos and Photos she shares the Raw Sex of both roles with her members — The first in the intimate setting of her home. . .the office, livingroom or kitchen. And the second in a wild Swinging scene. . .clubs, motels or outdoors. Plus Kelly seems driven to Get-off for her members as often and in as many clever ways as possible. Lucky Members, I say.

Kelly sez; ” My plan for the future is to continue working on my website and having fun with it. … All I have to do is continue living my life as a housewife / swinger and make sure that I keep a camera close by. lol! Shawn and I go to swing clubs and parties all the time, so I will always have 100% real amatuer videos and photos to share with you. Some of them might not be polished and well lit, but they are all real. “

( And HousewifeKelly has a seperate sister Web Site lovingly devoted to Kelly’s Foot Fetish. Kelly sez; ” I have decided to start this web site, KellysFootFetish.com. I plan to use this website to express my kinky foot and leg fetishes. I actually have a few fetishes but feet are my biggest. ” )

Her free Preview is a generous tour of HousewifeKelly.com that includes a preview Video, her entire Video list, a sample of “Photo Gallery” stills and the Bio. Browsing the Video screen shots and captions alone makes quick work of deciding whether to join Kelly…

If you like being a fly-on-the-wall of Real Life Swinging, give HousewifeKelly a try !

( Or Try  KellysFootFetish.com  if you fancy Kelly’s Feets ! )

Who’s Kelly ?

Kelly is a Housewife just like ‘June Cleaver’. …Only difference is the TV show didn’t show June Butt-Naked in nothing but Heels, or cruising Strip Joints and Swinger Clubs for Cock n’Cunt, or enthusiastically Fucking Ward’s pals (Fred Rutherford comes to mind). In fact, I don’t exactly recall ever seeing June’s REAL Beaver nor her wearing Cum pearls round her neck. But HousewifeKelly shows all that, and MORE !

Kelly is a smiling, playful “Blond-ish” Gray-eyed HotWife who’s ‘Hooked on Swing.’ Though not unusually tall for a Chick (5′-7″, 36-28-34), her fit body has a lanky (but nicely filled) look that the camera loves in full-body shots. …AND slung off that bod are bountiful handfuls of Tit with big, low-profile Nipples; toned Skin that takes a tan well and often shows bikini-top tan lines; a demure Pussy; long, pretty Fingers and lean Feet with plump, wiggly Toes. For body mods., Kelly has a large tattoo low on her back but I noticed no intimate piercings, not even a pierced Belly-Button.

Her Tongue seems rather looooong.

For Fuckholes; Kelly has cock-hungry lips, best viewed heavy with Sizzling red lipstick and a ruddy, tight-lipped Snapper with an excitable and prominent Clit Hood. Her Butthole is a shy mystery usually kept tucked between her buns. Kelly’s BB-sized Clit sallies heroically from its Hood when it’s happy.

Kelly is a recent star in the amateur Web Girl constellation. She started first with Swinging and took her Camcorder along. Then Kelly began sharing her Hardcore Passions on the Internet. Kelly sez; ” Sometimes, I would chat online and send horny guys short clips from our videos to get them off. I loved knowing that men were stroking their cocks to my videos. I would finger my pussy in front of our computer every day while chatting with men. After hundreds of emails begging me for more clips, and footage, I began to think about starting my own website. In 2006, I did! Welcome to the next chapter of my sex life HousewifeKelly.com ! “

And she’s a public spirited lil’ Twat who veers education down a new road in her Video demonstrations of the “Ultrasonic Diddle Stick” and a neat-o “Jerk-off Tube.” (“As Seen on TV” was never seen like this). …And speaking of TV, I bet Swinging Kelly would love  doing  the entire  ” Brady Bunch ”  bunch, I know I’ld like to see it.

What’s HousewifeKelly.com Got ?

Kelly is an irrepressibly Bisexual Swinger who shares her lifestyle with her members at a Web Site that’s simple and compact, with Cum Loads of personal content.

Kelly sez; ” Now, my sex life is at its peak ! Knowing that I have hundreds of members, and they are all getting off on my videos has turned me into even more of a nympho. I love making videos for you guys. I bring my video camera everywhere I go, just so I can show you everything. The more members I get, the naughtier I feel. “

Her content is juiced with her imaginative take on Cock Worship, Girl2Girl, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Insertions, Holiday and Event themes, Flashing, JPH (Just-Plain-Horny), Role-play, Swing cruising, Bath time, Outfit themes, Exotic locations and More. Plus Kelly delivers some quirky storylines and a few rollicking Group Grope Girl-fests. I didn’t notice heavy promotion of Ass Play and Butt Fucking but did catch some Rimming.

I may be generalizing but rather than Anatomy-Textbook grade closeups, HousewifeKelly images tend to be pulled-back, showing more body and surroundings, which is OK by me … Do you prefer pictures of the Taj Mahal or the Taj Mahal’s back door ??

…(but then again, if I’m jonesing to Poke my Dick in the rear entry of the Taj, I’ld relish a good view of the door)…

I like Kelly’s content (especially the Girl2Girls) although the fly-on-the-wall style may not be Hi-Def or edited enough for some. Judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual. . .Kelly’s format and offerings project her Swinging lifestyle so please check it out yourself.

Photo Gallery:   HousewifeKelly offers 3 collections of photographs; “Video Screenshots” albums from her Videos, “My Girlfriends” albums from several Web Girl buddies, and her own “XXX Photos” Picture Sets.

The “Video Screenshots” albums are displayed and navigated similar to Kelly’s Picture Sets and are helpful previews of the Videos. The pictures have a single choice of size dictated, I suppose, by the original video’s size … An old album was 640×480, the newest was 853×480.

The “My Girlfriends” albums are a mixed-bag of naughty poses from Kelly’s friends, displayed and navigated similar to Kelly’s Picture Sets.

Kelly’s “XXX Photos” Picture Sets feature poses of Kelly doing all the things she likes best, while some are stills from her Videos.

These photos are navigated first as Picture Set thumbnails displayed 20 per page across six pages with Previous/Next navigation between pages. Each thumbnail has a short caption. At this point, most newer thumbnail selections offer the option to download a zip archive of the Picture Set … The newest Picture Set zip archive had images 1616×1072.

Clicking a desired Picture Set then displays thumbnails of that Set’s individual photos, 20 to a page across several pages with Previous/Next navigation between pages. At this point, the photos can be viewed singly as a Slide Show, with variable time, direction and size (5 sizes, 1280×1280 max.). . .Or just click any photo thumbnail to see that picture, with Previous/Next navigation between them all. When viewed as still pictures, the size selection varies … One 2-year-old Set had only 640×424; the latest Set offered 2 sizes, 1616×1072 and 897×595. The individual photos are dated.

…That photo from her newest Video, “I Fucked my Husband’s Friend”, of Kelly bent double, her knees to her shoulders, by the beefy dude tooling her Cooter gives me Wood big time. Check out how her feet hang over their heads as they Kiss.

Videos:   Kelly Fucks around IN her Videos but she doesn’t fuck around WITH ’em — Entering her Site takes members straight to “Videos”, the Site’s Home page … You get directly to her Honey, no clicking around. . .Sweet n’ Simple.

Kelly’s Videos are listed 20+ per page over several pages for a total of 170+ since 2006. . .that’s nearly 1 a Week for 4 Years. Each Video selection has Teasing screen shots that make you want to watch every one; plus a caption and usually a date. Captions for earlier Videos are just short titles but as Kelly warmed to her work, her Tongue loosened and the captions grew to a couple sentences, then (as her Tongue got REALLY loose) to big paragraphs jam-packed with the juicy backstory details. The videos are formated in Media Player .wmv …since 2008 with choice of fast or slow Internet speed …and since 2009 with added iPod or PSP (.mp4) downloads. Kelly’s Videos are Downloads, there’s no Streaming option for viewing them in the browser.

The “High Speed” download Videos I checked, including the latest, were a decent (but not stupendous) 640×480 and ran from 7+ to 18+ minutes. The one “Low Speed” download I peeked at was a fuzzy 320×240 in a file sized about 1/4 the “High” version, which also was a smidge fuzzy, probably due to the motel lighting. There seems to be a small frame size difference between the iPod and PSP versions of the .mp4 format.

Kelly has an collection of older video, even VHS, that the couple recorded in their Steamy Swinging past. Apparently she cherry picks scenes from this source that make her SO Wet they’re too Hot to hold back so she sometimes posts them with her new work. Naysayers might fault these oldies. But hey, Kelly acknowledges the quality dip and I feel if they get her off still to the point she’s compelled to share ’em, I wanna see.

Kelly’s video style mainly is ‘Amateur Verite’ (a word I invented just for this Review); recording her Hot Action as it happens, the way I would at home … Only I don’t have a Hot Wife fucking my chums at my house. Sometimes she throws in role-playing for giggles.

…One role-play I loved was “locked in a dog cage” — Only I thought she had too much room in there…

Altho the style is “Amateur”, the technique is good. . .This couple has some years experience; the bouncing is mostly all Kelly, not the camera.

Other Site Features:

HousewifeKelly Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Though I didn’t catch a Live Show, each week Kelly broadcasts a free cam show for her members through PrivateCamz.com … Kelly sez; ” I now can even do live cam shows ! The cam shows allow me to interact with my members and get to know them more than I ever could before. “

Kelly’s Private Cam Sessions on PrivateCamz.com: Though I didn’t try it, apparently a one-on-one with Kelly can be set up in Private Cam Sessions.

Private Session Archive: The collection of her Private Cam Sessions, with sound, on PrivateCamz.com. These videos are streaming video clips of Kelly playing on Cam from May 2008 to date. 400+ video clips, apparently each is a Private Cam Session with a fan.

I think the Flash-based videos in her Private Session Archive only can be streamed from PrivateCamz.com, not downloaded as files. The times I checked, Videos from the Private Session Archive kept up well with the rate of play. (I’ve seen bothersome pauses for buffering with these PrivateCamz streams in other reviews… perhaps it varies by hour, day or Web Girl Site ??)

Tell Me More !

But That’s Not ALL …

  • Kelly provides links to some or all of the brimming ocean of PrivateCamz content…
  • Other Girl’s Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Scheduled Live Cam Shows, with sound, from hundreds of other Camz Sluts … a Show for nearly every hour of every day of every week.
  • Kelly Wallpapers – 2 Images in 6 resolutions
  • Access to other girls through something called “modelsplugin.com”
  • Links to streaming Bonus movies and WebCams via platinumfeeds.com.
  • Introductions to several of Kelly’s Web Girl associates, including galleries and movies
  • I didn’t find anything about Kelly making public appearances at Web Girl events, member meets, etc… BUT she seems to cruise for Cock n’Cunt like an Orca hungry for Seal meat. . .so there ya go.
  • I saw no “Official Statement” of Kelly’s physical accessibility for members. . .I know she sucked Cum Slugs outta one member so you work it out…
  • Blog: Kelly has a blog, but it was a broke blog when I checked.
  • I saw no mention of Kelly selling personal merchandise or having a wishlist … You can always ask.
  • Although Kelly gives peeks at Girlfriends’ Sites, her membership is for HousewifeKelly.com only, no Bonus Web Girl Site access.
  • Kelly doesn’t have a Forum or Message Board. I like to see what members post, but then few bother anyways.
  • Kelly is accessible through her Scheduled Cam Shows, Private Cam Sessions, and email. She uses member Requests in her content.

Her BIO provides statistics and traces her path from Catholic School Girl to Swinging Slut (no joke). Kelly sez; ” If you have any questions about me that weren’t answered in this bio, feel free to email me. I love receiving emails and I always answer them. I also like to see pictures of my members, so feel free to send your pic. Especially if it’s a naughty one ! “

… There’s a tiny oversight at HousewifeKelly. Usually Sites list the membership rates up front on a “Join Now”, “Instant Access” or similar page in the Preview. At Kelly’s, I had to click the button for billing and go to the payment page before seeing the rates — It’s no big thing, just unusual. …

Do HousewifeKelly ?

Kelly’s a Hot Wife who loves Swinging and records her Hardcore lifestyle as she goes. She has a yummy body and knows how to Glam it up and work it for the camera so everyone Cums. The images may not be exactly Hi-Res for various reasons. . .and the cameraman may be shaky cuz she’s Smoking his Bone. . .But then, Kelly’s cinema is Verite.

Just read through the Video list and Bio in her Preview to check out Kelly’s look, personality and style.

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

( or DO  KellysFootFetish.com  if you want the Focus on  Legs, Feet n’ curly Toes ! )

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Score: HousewifeKelly
Update Frequency: 90
Content Quantity: 80
Photographic Quality: 75
User Friendly: 85
Speed: 90
Site Sizzle: 80
Personality: 90
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Toby Tally  84
Mar 072010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with a Web-Camming twist)

Toby Tally:  85

Date Reviewed : Feb. 28, 2010
Go to SexyMercedes.com
Go to: SexyMercedes

  • $19.95 – 30 days full membership access
  • $49.95 – 90 days full membership access
  • $79.95 – 180 days full membership access
  • $24.95 – 30 days full access PAID BY PHONE
  • Credit Card, Phone & Nite Flirt, also TicketsClub

The Skinny on SexyMercedes:

  • Pros:  Intimate WebCam Style, Frequent Updates, Bonus WebGirls, Live & Archived Cam Shows
  • Cons:  Very Few Still Photos, Solo Play & WebCam Emphasis not for Everyone

SexyMercedes.com is a personal adult website featuring a Fuck-happy Web Girl, Mercedes, who’s quite the Cam Slut. Mercedes focuses on exclusively “Solo” WebCam performances headlined by Scheduled Weekly Cam Shows and Private Cam Sessions through PrivateCamz.com. Her style features one-on-one sessions with her camera, as though she’s cam2cam with YOU, her favorite cyber fuckbuddy, as she shares her thoughts while masturbating and imagining you pulling your Carrot.

Mercedes sez; ” I love knowing that other people are getting off watching me, that is such a huge turn on! …when I am horny, I can just pop onto my webcam and get off with you guys!! I love doing my weekly, one hour webcam shows and interacting with you all. Then comes the amazing private, one-on-one webcam shows where you can have me all to yourself ! “

Mercedes’ link to PrivateCamz through her Scheduled and Private WebCam Shows gives her members access to PrivateCamz.com content. . .a heaping porn stockpile that’s hard to imagine, much less fully consume.

Her free Preview, though not overflowing, gives a peek at what she likes to do and how she likes to do it and lets the browsing porn shopper check out most of SexyMercedes naughty bits. The Preview also holds Mercedes’ BIO, which I couldn’t find in the member’s area.

If you like the WebCam format, plus Mercedes’ personal intimacy, PLUS beaucoup PrivateCamz content, give SexyMercedes a try !

Who’s Mercedes ?

Mercedes is shapely Blond, Blue-eyed “Girl Next Door” who’s personable, playful, verbal and deep into role-playing. And this is one Web Girl whose family and friends know what she’s up to, which is kinda hot in itself.

Her well-maintained body (5′-5″, 36B-25-36) hits that Sweet Spot between cushioned voluptuous and angular athletic that makes such trim women fun to hug … AND Mercedes comes with ALL THIS included: Small Tits with proud, chubby Nipples; Creamy pink skin; Shaved Cunt that hides it’s secrets; and Fit Ass n’legs that look hot in Heels. As for tats or intimate piercings, she keeps her body a blank slate as I noticed nothing, not even a pierced Belly-Button.

For crotch-mounted Fuckholes; Mercedes has a pale, closed-lip Clam with ruddy outer Bumpers and thin, pink inner Flaps wrapped ’round a deep, damp Hole … Her Bumhole is a sturdy Pucker able to ride out a good Reaming. Mercedes’ Clit is a shy, Hood-shrouded Pearl … I know it’s there by what happens when she rubs it.

Mercedes sez; ” I am a true amateur webgirl. You will not find my pictures or videos all over the internet, you will only find them here. I enjoy chatting and becoming friends with my members. I enjoy sharing my pictures and Videos/Live webcam shows with you. I want to hear what you like and I want this to be a place where you can share those things with me. There should be NO guilt or embarrassment, as I will NOT judge you !! “

Mercedes’ Site apparently got a make-over in mid-2009. Her Personal Pictures and Videos before then are dated June 2009, which first misled me to think that the Site started up around that time, was very active for a short while and then went dormant. But actually, this Twat has delivered the goods, with endurance and dedication, for YEARS.

Mercedes was another of those girls driven to “expose” herself on the Internet at the turn-of-the-century (that’s 2000, not 1900). And her passion for consuming and producing pornography developed into a long-lived Web Girl Site. Her archive of weekly Scheduled Cam Shows goes back at least to 2007, and the history of her Private Cam Sessions dates to 2003, if not earlier.

SexyMercedes.com is dedicated to this WebCam Slut’s ultimate fantasy; to lie surrounded by a bunch of guys with… ” All Of The Guys Would Be Around Me In A Circle Jacking Off While They Are Watching Me Play With Myself. I Would Love To Have Every, Single Guys Jack Off And Blow Their Hot, Creamy Loads Of Cum ALL Over Me, From Head To Toe ! “. . .

Her style features one-on-one sessions with her camera, as though she’s cam2cam with YOU, her favorite cyber fuckbuddy, as she shares her thoughts while masturbating and imagining you tugging at your Pickle.

What’s SexyMercedes.com Got ?

Mercedes sez; ” I am truly just your “Girl Next Door” kind of girl with a naughty side ! I run my website all by myself. I am not run by some corporation !! I also do everything out of my home, pictures, videos and all of that good stuff is all done from my home, not a studio !! “

Her content includes Insertions (she has 90+ Sex Toys), Blow Jobs, G-Spot Squirting, Ass Play, Watersports, Spanking AND more. An enthusiastic role-player, Mercedes serves out scenarios featuring Foot, Stocking n’Panty Play, Dirty Talk, Cuckolding, Domination n’Humiliation (she’s Dom), Chastity (yours, not hers) and Small Penis Humiliation … she calls it “SPH” (I had to look that one up at UrbanDictionary.com). Mercedes loves playing with her feet and toes and happily paddles her bottom to an angry, red glow. She really has a serious thing for Feet. . .with more than 100 “feet” videos (by far the most of any category) offered in her collection of 320, or so, Personal Videos.

Mercedes is a productive lil’ Twat who packs her Site with video content, promising twice-weekly updates of her Personal Videos And WebCam Shows. The Video vs. Photo balance here tilts way toward “Video” since Mercedes’ content focuses on her WebCam shows through PrivateCamz.com. . .the Scheduled Weekly Show plus any number of Private WebCam Sessions. She even gives her Personal Videos a “WebCam” styling.

I like Mercedes video content although the Web-Camming style she prefers may not be Hi-Def enough for some. Also she seems to be strictly Solo. I see nothing of guests, and there isn’t any actual Cock or Girl2Girl action (though this verbal Slut talks up a storm about them). Judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual. . .Mercedes’ format and offerings are aimed at her personal audience so please check it out yourself.

Pictures:   Photographs are NOT a big part of Mercedes’ Site. There’s a handful of personal Picture Sets, all displayed on one page and dated June 2009 … This part of the Site apparently is not updated. The pictures feature Mercedes doing some of the things she likes best, in her trademark solo-performances.

A Picture Set is displayed as dozens of thumbnails per page over several pages. When clicked a thumbnail opens to the picture, with choice of 5 sizes, up to 1280×860 — the individual pictures are viewed with Previous/Next” navigation between them. There are no captions.

On occasion the detailed poses offered by photographs are a nice change from video; I missed having lots of Picture Sets to choose from. The bottom line is Mercedes mainly gives her audience video content. …Mercedes offers additional Picture Sets as small snap-shots from her Personal Cam Session videos.

Movies:   Mercedes sez; “Want to watch me getting fucked in the ass and in the pussy with my sex toys? Want to see me masturbating with all of my sex toys? Want to see me sucking and deepthroating on my cock dildos and getting the cum shot all over my face with my squirting sex toy or watch me swallow the whole load? …you will see just how naughty I really am. “

Mercedes’ Personal Video selection is displayed first by category. Clicking a category leads to a page of thumbnails (numbered and dated) for the individual Personal Videos; a category may have several of these pages. Clicking an individual video brings up a page with a WMV icon and a thumbnail image from the video. The displays of video selections have no captions (the videos themselves ARE titled). Use the WMV icon to play or download the video … I’m not sure what the thumbnail does, if anything.

Reflecting the mid-2009 change to her Site, most of Mercedes’ Personal Videos are dated early June 2009. Forty new Personal Videos were added over the following 8 months (to Feb. 2010) … Doing the math, that’s 5 per month, better than her promised update rate.

These Personal Videos have her intimate WebCam styling … she is Solo and talking through the cam to you as if you two are fuckbuddies cybering cam2cam. Like a WebCam, the Videos are small (320×240) and in .wmv format that can be viewed in the browser or downloaded as files.

Scheduled Live Show Archive:   An archive of video of Mercedes’ Scheduled Live Cam Shows, with sound, for the last two years. Although I didn’t count to make sure, it appears she diligently delivered a Cam Show every week.

Private Session Archive:   The collection of her Private Cam Sessions, with sound, on PrivateCamz.com. These videos are streaming video clips (1 to 30+ min. long) of Mercedes playing on Cam from March 2003 to date. Each clip seems to be a Private Cam Session with a fan … There are 4000+ of ’em !!

I think the Flash-based videos from her two archives of WebCam Play only can be streamed from PrivateCamz.com, not downloaded as files. The times I checked, Videos from the Private Session Archive seem slow to download; while I watched, action froze frequently for buffering. If this pause is bothersome, the videos can be left to download fully in the background (they load even when paused), then watched. Download of videos from the Scheduled Live Show Archive kept up with the rate of play. (I’ve seen the bothersome pauses for buffering with these PrivateCamz streams in some reviews and not in others… perhaps it varies by hour, day or Web Girl Site ??)

Other Site Features:

In particular Mercedes provides links to a brimming ocean of PrivateCamz content…

Mercedes’ Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Though I didn’t catch a Live Show, each week Mercedes broadcasts a free cam show, with sound, for her members through PrivateCamz.com … Mercedes sez; “I do weekly, one hour webcam shows for my members where I can chat with you all, get to know you better and have lots of fun !! ” Two years of these Shows can be replayed in her “Scheduled Live Show Archive” mentioned above.

Mercedes’ Private Cam Sessions on PrivateCamz.com: Though I didn’t try it, Mercedes relishes one-on-one with members in Private Cam Sessions. In fact, with 4300+ videos in her Private Session Archive, it’s a Passion. …Do the math — 4300 videos, over 7 years, 365 days/yr equals nearly 2 Sessions a day (FOR 7 YEARS !!). 1000’s of these Shows can be replayed in her “Private Session Archive” mentioned above.

Other Girl’s Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Scheduled Live Cam Shows, with sound, from hundreds of other Camz Sluts … a Show for nearly every hour of every day of every week.

“AmateurCamz Camz” Premium Feeds (PrivateCamz.com): There’s too much here to begin describing what’s offered. Hundreds of Movie-style videos presented in episodes, with weekly additions. The video windows aren’t huge, about 300×250, but good quality at that size and with high-speed download that keeps up with the rate of play.

SexyMercedes Private Show Snap Shots – A PrivateCamz.com archive of slide shows featuring still pictures taken from the videos in her Private Cam Session archive. The video-based pictures are low-res. so these snap shots may be best for previewing the videos.

PrivateCamz Archives – 100,000’s of archived Private Cam Sessions where PrivateCamz.com visitors purchased one-on-one shows from all the other PrivateCamz Sluts.

Bonus Web Girl Sites – A Diamond hidden in SexyMercedes.com membership … Access to several other “amateur” Web Girls, including the randy Cunts in the ‘Swingerville’ Stable of Twat.

Tell Me More !

But Wait, there’s MORE …

  • ‘Hometown Honeyz’ – See pictures of more Sluts at PrivateCamz.com.
  • ‘Story Database’ – Read erotic stories at PrivateCamz.com.
  • ‘The Amateur’ magazine – An Internet-based adult solo-girl and amateur website magazine.
  • Mercedes sells personal merchandise … her Dirty Panties seem popular.
  • She keeps an Amazon.com Wishlist chock full of desires for lingerie, shoes, Sex Toys, jewelry, equipment, and retailer gift cards.
  • Clips4Sale – I found that Mercedes sells large video files, featuring her naughty role-playing scenarios, in various formats (including iPod, .mp4).
  • Tho she keeps atop the Diary in her Forum, the rest of the Forum isn’t very active (U members need to pick up the pace there !).
  • I didn’t find anything about Mercedes making public appearances at Web Girl events, member meets, etc…
  • I saw no mention that Mercedes is open to physical accessibility for members — maybe her willingness to meet is mentioned in her Diary or WebCam sessions.

The Diary: I hunted for Mercedes’ Bio and FAQ’s, worried that she doesn’t share personal details. Then I stumbled over the Diary containing HUGE entires with gobs about her real-world life. Her fans DO NOT want to miss the Diary, it’s packed with Mercedes’ personal and site info, plus personal messages to members.

The Diary is a bit disjointed from the mid-2009 site make-over (or whatever it was), but I figured it out. . . It appears to start in June 2009. But the FIRST Diary entry contains all the earlier entries for 2009. That first entry also links to archives of 2007 and 2008 diary entries.

I have to be careful because Mercedes has a flair for role-playing so its possible that her incredible personal revelations in the dairy are an elaborate fiction her regular readers are in on. But by their tone and detail, I’m pretty sure the details are fact … including the Joy when her lay-about sister finally moved out and the Drama of her cheating hubby visiting his g/f unaware the cellphone in his pocket is broadcasting the details to Mercedes.

Mercedes is accessible through her Scheduled Cam Shows, Private Cam Sessions, email, and her Forum. She uses member Requests in her content and, in her Private Cam Sessions, seems to watch guys Jerk-off.

Also, Twitter is an option … I glanced at her Twitter page and it seemed quite active.

Do SexyMercedes ?

Mercedes focuses on an intimate WebCam format featuring her Solo play. She is more of a Cam Slut than the typical Web Girl, which has been a winning formula for her since her ribs ain’t stickin’ out and she don’t look poor (Hey, check out that impressive collection of miniature ships behind her).

Moreover, if Mercedes’ personal Mountain of video-rich content can’t keep members busy …THEN the Bonus access to a dozen other sex-crazed Web Girl Sites should …BUT IF NOT, certainly the bottomless PrivateCamz collection will.

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

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Score: SexyMercedes
Update Frequency: 90
Content Quantity: 85
Photographic Quality: 70
User Friendly: 80
Speed: 85
Site Sizzle: 80
Personality: 90
Freebie Extras:


Toby Tally 85
Mar 022010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with an English twist)

Toby Tally:  89

Date Reviewed : Feb. 27, 2010
Go to JustinesBedroom.com
Go to: JustinesBedroom

  • $19.95 US for 30 Days, then $19.95 US recurring.
  • Credit Card & On-Line Check

The Skinny on JustinesBedroom:

  • Pros:  Personal Touch, Wild & Varied, Updates Daily, Bonus WebGirls, Mucho Content & Extras
  • Cons:  Laborious Navigation of Stills & Videos, Image Resolutions could be Better

JustinesBedroom.com is a personal adult website dedicated to a playful woman’s Lust for sharing her Hardcore Sex Life with the World. Justine gets off on members watching her cut loose in Pornographic acts of every variety. And she delivers the goods DAILY; a commendable feat given the difficulty for a “solo” do-it-yourself Web Girl …where the person holding the camera may have been the one Eating her Pussy moments before… to be that productive and diligent.

Justine’s free Preview is generous and complete. Remarkably, it contains FAQ’s I didn’t find in the Member’s area. For instance, she reveals the only Dudes she Fucks are a boyfriend and a Sex Slave she keeps around for fun. So check out every nook of Justines Bedroom in the Preview…

Then if you like the personality, features and pictorial style of her Site, Go with it !

Who’s Justine ?

Justine is a slender English Slut with long golden curls, eyes of incredible blue and Hot Lips (the lower one’s especially full). Her petite (5′-1″; 34B-22-32) body sports: Teacup-sized fun bags with compact Nipples rising in plump points; Clear creamy skin without much tan line; Lightly-fuzzed pubic mound below flat belly; Slim, fit arms, legs and butt; and Cute ankles, feet and toes she relishes sharing. The only body mod. I noticed was a long Tattoo trailing in the curved valley where belly meets hip; I don’t see a pierced navel.

For Fuckholes; Justine comes with that hot Mouth, PLUS a prim Pussy that opens into a big, sloppy smile with droopy Lips and a muscular lil’ clenched Butthole (she calls it ‘arsehole’, isn’t that cute?). Justine has one of those ‘no-see-em’ Clits you have to hunt for … But I bet she tells you when you found it good.

… Right now, I’m looking at a closeup of a shining flashlight stuck tail first down the silky, puckered lips of her tight Cooter hole …

Justine sez; ” Who am I? Well I’m not a model or a dancer but a regular quiet English girl that loves sex and absolutely loves showing off ! I’m a dedicated exhibitionist who really does get off on displaying myself to anybody who wants to watch. ” And she’s beautifully bisexual. Justine’s got boyfriends, girlfriends and Fuck buddies enough to keep a dozen Pussies grinning.

Eager for ogling eyes, she started her Web Girl career years ago in the Internet’s Golden Age, offering images of her passionate playtimes for free. …That got to be expensive, so the paid-member site evolved to the point that Justine’s Bedroom isn’t a room, it’s the World.

What’s JustinesBedroom.com Got ?

Justine has a body cameras Love and she likes displaying it in something … sexy clothes, boots, shoes. She knows how to milk her smoldering sex-drive to keep the audience coming.

Her content consists of clever variations on Insertions, Cock Worship, Girl2Girl, Blow Jobs, Creampies, Piss, Exhibitionism, Hand Jobs, Costumes, Facials, BDSM, Ass Play and more. Though I didn’t notice much Butt Fucking or Group/Swinger Sex, I saw she relishes wrapping those wiggly toes ’round Cock.

Justine keeps her Site hopping. . .She promises an update every day. The Movie and Photoset updates are a balanced blend of Justine playing solo and with cutie pie guests. Sometimes she posts content from a steamy pal; an appreciated variety. And she takes the time to caption each Movie or Photoset. I liked Justine’s video and picture offerings, but judgements on pictorial style are personal so please check it out yourself.

The Photosets:   Justine promises two new Photosets per week. The selection of Photosets is displayed as captioned thumbnails displayed nine to a page over several pages. The Photoset’s pictures, which initially are displayed as a couple pages of thumbnails, can be viewed individually at their original size, with “Previous/Next” navigation between them, or in a nifty slide show, with choice of slide speed and picture size. I counted 117 pictures in a sample Photoset. I couldn’t find zip files for the ones I ogled so quick download of Photoset archives likely isn’t an option.

Sorting through the Photosets and individual pictures may become a tad tedious. For instance, Sets aren’t grouped by categories or keywords, and the “Previous/Next” navigation is rather dated. But looking through pages of Photoset thumbnails and captions is fun. And it’s easy to scan a particular Photoset’s groups of thumbnails to select a picture for closer viewing.

The Movies:   Justine promises to add a new movie every Friday. I counted 117 Movie videos, with thumbnails and detailed captions, displayed nine to a page, with Next/Previous” navigation between the pages. By default the Movies are listed by date … I like to know the dates, but couldn’t find them.

The navigation necessary to click through at least 13 pages of Movies, from first to last, is a bit tedious. . . .But then that means there are lots n’lots of Movies.

Justine’s Movies come in a mix of formats. Though many are clips of less than two minutes, most Movies are several minutes long. Movies might be offered in just .wmv or just .mpg or with a choice of .wmv and .mpg formats. I saw several Movies offered in a choice of resolutions, or sizes. Others came in a single size. Some Movies are cut into several files to download or view, which is inconvenient for a short video.

BUT Justine is reformatting all her Movies. She sez; “I’m currently in the process of re-making all the movies in my members area so they will be available as one file and in several resolution options.” All movies will offer 640×480, 480×360, and 360×240 and most will include 720×576, all will be .wmv format.

… Of those I saw, a Movie that tickled me was a short Golden Shower clip of Justine shivering outside in snow, standing naked under opened coat Spewing Piss to the Four Winds from the edge of a picnic table. Don’t Chicks pee funny ?? …

Other Site Features:

JustinesBedroom.com membership gives you access to several other “amateur” Web Girls, including full access to the brimming ‘Swingerville’ stable of Twat.

There are heaps of “Bonus Content.” Justine sez; ” As well as appearing in pornographic photos myself, I also surf the Net and buy magazines – yes, I’m a porn addict too! 🙂 So I thought I’d show you the photos and movies I’ve been looking at recently, so you can wank over the same pics as me! ” …That’s awful neighborly of her.

Though I didn’t check it out, Justine broadcasts free cam shows for members thru LiveJasmin.com.

Tell Me More !

But that’s not all, cuz there’s MORE …

  • Justine offers dozens of naughty short stories she thought up inside her own personal noggin. She gets off on writing and does a good job.
  • The Site has an active Diary, ‘Latest News’, where Justine gives the inside scoop on personal activity and new updates.
  • Justine diligently keeps on top of her own lightly used Message Board. …Personally, I hone my nasty thoughts and dirty vocabulary in such forums.
  • She’s recorded .mp3 sound clips so voice fans can get off on that Sexy Accent. You could Beatoff to the Magna Carta if she were reading it.
  • The personalized Strip Poker game is addictive. I ached to win her damp Panties but couldn’t.
  • I didn’t notice that Justine is big on public appearances and events.
  • Justine is a serious musician, with a Music CD even. Judging by all the Dick she blows, I bet she hums good, too.

Surely I missed some things in this active, feature-rich site . . .The point for members is, Justine is your personal tour guide and makes herself personally accountable. If you have a request, question, or suggestion just contact her.

In fact, Justine is accessible via email, chat or her Message Board and seems responsive. She is open to limited physical accessibility — to women only.

Do JustinesBedroom ?

While Justine’s content might not be “Corporate” flashy, it isn’t bush-league. Rather, as a successful do-it-yourself site JustinesBedroom.com is packed with her imagination, energy and lifestyle, not models (who just met) surrounded by crew and equipment.

Justine’s a Pro at giving lusty peeks into her jazzed-up personality. I can imagine her, at home tuning the wireless to BBC, suddenly perking up and saying “I’ve a brilliant plan for that chap’s request today about my Arse” … next day it’s filmed and next day its posted. So what if it’s not 25 minutes of 1280×720 HiDef, it’s sexy and spontaneous and Justine.

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

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Score: JustinesBedroom
Update Frequency: 95
Content Quantity: 90
Photographic Quality: 80
User Friendly: 80
Speed: 80
Site Sizzle: 90
Personality: 95
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