Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
© Toby Toole
Category: Web Girl – Solo (with a Swinging twist)
Toby Tally: 84
| Date Reviewed : Mar. 10, 2010 |
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| Go to: HousewifeKelly |
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| Go to: KellysFootFetish |
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The Skinny on HousewifeKelly:
- Pros: Irrepressible Swinger, Inspired Variety, Live & Archived Cam Shows, Direct Navigation
- Cons: Image Quality and Editting might be Better
HousewifeKelly.com is a personal adult website featuring Swinging Hot Wife, Kelly. Judging by her Site, Kelly has two roles in her life… Housewife and Slut.
Through her Videos and Photos she shares the Raw Sex of both roles with her members — The first in the intimate setting of her home. . .the office, livingroom or kitchen. And the second in a wild Swinging scene. . .clubs, motels or outdoors. Plus Kelly seems driven to Get-off for her members as often and in as many clever ways as possible. Lucky Members, I say.
Kelly sez; ” My plan for the future is to continue working on my website and having fun with it. … All I have to do is continue living my life as a housewife / swinger and make sure that I keep a camera close by. lol! Shawn and I go to swing clubs and parties all the time, so I will always have 100% real amatuer videos and photos to share with you. Some of them might not be polished and well lit, but they are all real. “
( And HousewifeKelly has a seperate sister Web Site lovingly devoted to Kelly’s Foot Fetish. Kelly sez; ” I have decided to start this web site, KellysFootFetish.com. I plan to use this website to express my kinky foot and leg fetishes. I actually have a few fetishes but feet are my biggest. ” )
Her free Preview is a generous tour of HousewifeKelly.com that includes a preview Video, her entire Video list, a sample of “Photo Gallery” stills and the Bio. Browsing the Video screen shots and captions alone makes quick work of deciding whether to join Kelly…
If you like being a fly-on-the-wall of Real Life Swinging, give HousewifeKelly a try !
( Or Try KellysFootFetish.com if you fancy Kelly’s Feets ! )
Who’s Kelly ?
Kelly is a Housewife just like ‘June Cleaver’. …Only difference is the TV show didn’t show June Butt-Naked in nothing but Heels, or cruising Strip Joints and Swinger Clubs for Cock n’Cunt, or enthusiastically Fucking Ward’s pals (Fred Rutherford comes to mind). In fact, I don’t exactly recall ever seeing June’s REAL Beaver nor her wearing Cum pearls round her neck. But HousewifeKelly shows all that, and MORE !
Kelly is a smiling, playful “Blond-ish” Gray-eyed HotWife who’s ‘Hooked on Swing.’ Though not unusually tall for a Chick (5′-7″, 36-28-34), her fit body has a lanky (but nicely filled) look that the camera loves in full-body shots. …AND slung off that bod are bountiful handfuls of Tit with big, low-profile Nipples; toned Skin that takes a tan well and often shows bikini-top tan lines; a demure Pussy; long, pretty Fingers and lean Feet with plump, wiggly Toes. For body mods., Kelly has a large tattoo low on her back but I noticed no intimate piercings, not even a pierced Belly-Button.
Her Tongue seems rather looooong.
For Fuckholes; Kelly has cock-hungry lips, best viewed heavy with Sizzling red lipstick and a ruddy, tight-lipped Snapper with an excitable and prominent Clit Hood. Her Butthole is a shy mystery usually kept tucked between her buns. Kelly’s BB-sized Clit sallies heroically from its Hood when it’s happy.
Kelly is a recent star in the amateur Web Girl constellation. She started first with Swinging and took her Camcorder along. Then Kelly began sharing her Hardcore Passions on the Internet. Kelly sez; ” Sometimes, I would chat online and send horny guys short clips from our videos to get them off. I loved knowing that men were stroking their cocks to my videos. I would finger my pussy in front of our computer every day while chatting with men. After hundreds of emails begging me for more clips, and footage, I began to think about starting my own website. In 2006, I did! Welcome to the next chapter of my sex life HousewifeKelly.com ! “
And she’s a public spirited lil’ Twat who veers education down a new road in her Video demonstrations of the “Ultrasonic Diddle Stick” and a neat-o “Jerk-off Tube.” (“As Seen on TV” was never seen like this). …And speaking of TV, I bet Swinging Kelly would love doing the entire ” Brady Bunch “ bunch, I know I’ld like to see it.
What’s HousewifeKelly.com Got ?
Kelly is an irrepressibly Bisexual Swinger who shares her lifestyle with her members at a Web Site that’s simple and compact, with Cum Loads of personal content.
Kelly sez; ” Now, my sex life is at its peak ! Knowing that I have hundreds of members, and they are all getting off on my videos has turned me into even more of a nympho. I love making videos for you guys. I bring my video camera everywhere I go, just so I can show you everything. The more members I get, the naughtier I feel. “
Her content is juiced with her imaginative take on Cock Worship, Girl2Girl, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Insertions, Holiday and Event themes, Flashing, JPH (Just-Plain-Horny), Role-play, Swing cruising, Bath time, Outfit themes, Exotic locations and More. Plus Kelly delivers some quirky storylines and a few rollicking Group Grope Girl-fests. I didn’t notice heavy promotion of Ass Play and Butt Fucking but did catch some Rimming.
I may be generalizing but rather than Anatomy-Textbook grade closeups, HousewifeKelly images tend to be pulled-back, showing more body and surroundings, which is OK by me … Do you prefer pictures of the Taj Mahal or the Taj Mahal’s back door ??
…(but then again, if I’m jonesing to Poke my Dick in the rear entry of the Taj, I’ld relish a good view of the door)…
I like Kelly’s content (especially the Girl2Girls) although the fly-on-the-wall style may not be Hi-Def or edited enough for some. Judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual. . .Kelly’s format and offerings project her Swinging lifestyle so please check it out yourself.
Photo Gallery: HousewifeKelly offers 3 collections of photographs; “Video Screenshots” albums from her Videos, “My Girlfriends” albums from several Web Girl buddies, and her own “XXX Photos” Picture Sets.
The “Video Screenshots” albums are displayed and navigated similar to Kelly’s Picture Sets and are helpful previews of the Videos. The pictures have a single choice of size dictated, I suppose, by the original video’s size … An old album was 640×480, the newest was 853×480.
The “My Girlfriends” albums are a mixed-bag of naughty poses from Kelly’s friends, displayed and navigated similar to Kelly’s Picture Sets.
Kelly’s “XXX Photos” Picture Sets feature poses of Kelly doing all the things she likes best, while some are stills from her Videos.
These photos are navigated first as Picture Set thumbnails displayed 20 per page across six pages with Previous/Next navigation between pages. Each thumbnail has a short caption. At this point, most newer thumbnail selections offer the option to download a zip archive of the Picture Set … The newest Picture Set zip archive had images 1616×1072.
Clicking a desired Picture Set then displays thumbnails of that Set’s individual photos, 20 to a page across several pages with Previous/Next navigation between pages. At this point, the photos can be viewed singly as a Slide Show, with variable time, direction and size (5 sizes, 1280×1280 max.). . .Or just click any photo thumbnail to see that picture, with Previous/Next navigation between them all. When viewed as still pictures, the size selection varies … One 2-year-old Set had only 640×424; the latest Set offered 2 sizes, 1616×1072 and 897×595. The individual photos are dated.
…That photo from her newest Video, “I Fucked my Husband’s Friend”, of Kelly bent double, her knees to her shoulders, by the beefy dude tooling her Cooter gives me Wood big time. Check out how her feet hang over their heads as they Kiss.
Videos: Kelly Fucks around IN her Videos but she doesn’t fuck around WITH ‘em — Entering her Site takes members straight to “Videos”, the Site’s Home page … You get directly to her Honey, no clicking around. . .Sweet n’ Simple.
Kelly’s Videos are listed 20+ per page over several pages for a total of 170+ since 2006. . .that’s nearly 1 a Week for 4 Years. Each Video selection has Teasing screen shots that make you want to watch every one; plus a caption and usually a date. Captions for earlier Videos are just short titles but as Kelly warmed to her work, her Tongue loosened and the captions grew to a couple sentences, then (as her Tongue got REALLY loose) to big paragraphs jam-packed with the juicy backstory details. The videos are formated in Media Player .wmv …since 2008 with choice of fast or slow Internet speed …and since 2009 with added iPod or PSP (.mp4) downloads. Kelly’s Videos are Downloads, there’s no Streaming option for viewing them in the browser.
The “High Speed” download Videos I checked, including the latest, were a decent (but not stupendous) 640×480 and ran from 7+ to 18+ minutes. The one “Low Speed” download I peeked at was a fuzzy 320×240 in a file sized about 1/4 the “High” version, which also was a smidge fuzzy, probably due to the motel lighting. There seems to be a small frame size difference between the iPod and PSP versions of the .mp4 format.
Kelly has an collection of older video, even VHS, that the couple recorded in their Steamy Swinging past. Apparently she cherry picks scenes from this source that make her SO Wet they’re too Hot to hold back so she sometimes posts them with her new work. Naysayers might fault these oldies. But hey, Kelly acknowledges the quality dip and I feel if they get her off still to the point she’s compelled to share ‘em, I wanna see.
Kelly’s video style mainly is ‘Amateur Verite’ (a word I invented just for this Review); recording her Hot Action as it happens, the way I would at home … Only I don’t have a Hot Wife fucking my chums at my house. Sometimes she throws in role-playing for giggles.
…One role-play I loved was “locked in a dog cage” — Only I thought she had too much room in there…
Altho the style is “Amateur”, the technique is good. . .This couple has some years experience; the bouncing is mostly all Kelly, not the camera.
Other Site Features:
HousewifeKelly Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Though I didn’t catch a Live Show, each week Kelly broadcasts a free cam show for her members through PrivateCamz.com … Kelly sez; ” I now can even do live cam shows ! The cam shows allow me to interact with my members and get to know them more than I ever could before. “
Kelly’s Private Cam Sessions on PrivateCamz.com: Though I didn’t try it, apparently a one-on-one with Kelly can be set up in Private Cam Sessions.
Private Session Archive: The collection of her Private Cam Sessions, with sound, on PrivateCamz.com. These videos are streaming video clips of Kelly playing on Cam from May 2008 to date. 400+ video clips, apparently each is a Private Cam Session with a fan.
I think the Flash-based videos in her Private Session Archive only can be streamed from PrivateCamz.com, not downloaded as files. The times I checked, Videos from the Private Session Archive kept up well with the rate of play. (I’ve seen bothersome pauses for buffering with these PrivateCamz streams in other reviews… perhaps it varies by hour, day or Web Girl Site ??)
Tell Me More !
But That’s Not ALL …
- Kelly provides links to some or all of the brimming ocean of PrivateCamz content…
- Other Girl’s Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Scheduled Live Cam Shows, with sound, from hundreds of other Camz Sluts … a Show for nearly every hour of every day of every week.
- Kelly Wallpapers – 2 Images in 6 resolutions
- Access to other girls through something called “modelsplugin.com”
- Links to streaming Bonus movies and WebCams via platinumfeeds.com.
- Introductions to several of Kelly’s Web Girl associates, including galleries and movies
- I didn’t find anything about Kelly making public appearances at Web Girl events, member meets, etc… BUT she seems to cruise for Cock n’Cunt like an Orca hungry for Seal meat. . .so there ya go.
- I saw no “Official Statement” of Kelly’s physical accessibility for members. . .I know she sucked Cum Slugs outta one member so you work it out…
- Blog: Kelly has a blog, but it was a broke blog when I checked.
- I saw no mention of Kelly selling personal merchandise or having a wishlist … You can always ask.
- Although Kelly gives peeks at Girlfriends’ Sites, her membership is for HousewifeKelly.com only, no Bonus Web Girl Site access.
- Kelly doesn’t have a Forum or Message Board. I like to see what members post, but then few bother anyways.
- Kelly is accessible through her Scheduled Cam Shows, Private Cam Sessions, and email. She uses member Requests in her content.
Her BIO provides statistics and traces her path from Catholic School Girl to Swinging Slut (no joke). Kelly sez; ” If you have any questions about me that weren’t answered in this bio, feel free to email me. I love receiving emails and I always answer them. I also like to see pictures of my members, so feel free to send your pic. Especially if it’s a naughty one ! “
… There’s a tiny oversight at HousewifeKelly. Usually Sites list the membership rates up front on a “Join Now”, “Instant Access” or similar page in the Preview. At Kelly’s, I had to click the button for billing and go to the payment page before seeing the rates — It’s no big thing, just unusual. …
Do HousewifeKelly ?
Kelly’s a Hot Wife who loves Swinging and records her Hardcore lifestyle as she goes. She has a yummy body and knows how to Glam it up and work it for the camera so everyone Cums. The images may not be exactly Hi-Res for various reasons. . .and the cameraman may be shaky cuz she’s Smoking his Bone. . .But then, Kelly’s cinema is Verite.
Just read through the Video list and Bio in her Preview to check out Kelly’s look, personality and style.
If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !
( or DO KellysFootFetish.com if you want the Focus on Legs, Feet n’ curly Toes ! )
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| Visit: HousewifeKelly |
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| Visit: KellysFootFetish |
| Score: HousewifeKelly | |
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| Update Frequency: | 90 |
| Content Quantity: | 80 |
| Photographic Quality: | 75 |
| User Friendly: | 85 |
| Speed: | 90 |
| Site Sizzle: | 80 |
| Personality: | 90 |
| Freebie Extras: | 80 |
| Toby Tally | 84 |
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