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JeanSwing.com

Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with a CreamPie twist)

Toby Tally:  89

Date Reviewed : Apr. 5, 2010

Go to: JeanSwing

• By Credit Card:
• $7.95 for 3 day or $24.95 for 30 day trial, then $19.95–30 day,
  $49.95–90 day, recurring
• $29.95–30 day, $99.95–180 day, non-recurring
By Mail:
• $24.95–30 day, $49.95–90 day, & $99.95–180 day, $149.95–365 days,
  non-recurring
By Phone:
• $29.95–30 day, non-recurring – charged to Phone #

The Skinny on JeanSwing:

• Pros:  CreamPie Swinger, Absolutely Anal, Steamy Girl2Girl, Bonus WebGirls
• Cons:  More Variety would Jazz Things Up

JeanSwing.com is a personal adult website featuring Jean, a Swinging CreamPie Queen. …The best adult websites are Do-It-Yourself ones run by amateur WebGirls. And when the Cunt also is a committed Swinger, members get the triple Bonus of personal attention from a Lusty Hottie, introduction to the Swinging Lifestyle AND a peek at who they hooked-up with last Saturday night.

Jean sez; ” I strive to make sure this is a quality amateur site. I will do ALMOST (hehehehe) anything to make sure you are pleased with your purchase. …Unlike many so called amateur sites this one is 100% real. This site is maintained by me and my husband, NOT some corporation. I have never posed for any pictures besides what you see on here. I have never been a dancer or exposed myself to anyone besides people Wayne and I have swung with. My content is all original. “

Jean’s free Preview is a yummy slice of JeanSwing.com’s CreamPie collection that includes sample still photos and streamed clips from her Picture Sets and Videos. Browsing her Stills and Videos will help you answer the Membership Question quick as a wink…

If you want to meet the Queen, give JeanSwing a try !

Who’s Jean ?

Every subdivision has a Jean. . .killer bod, pretty face, and Sweetie-Pie personality. . .she’s the Hottest Wife within 2 or 3 streets of your house. She definitely ain’t your wife … but yeah, She could be YOUR Neighbor.

Only thing is  …That Babe at Jean’s door the other afternoon — She was there to lick Jean’s Pussy, then they Flip-Flop Fucked each other with a Strap-on. …and Jean and her Hubby in the car driving off last month — They hooked-up with a Black dude from Dallas who soon had his 12-inch Snake worked Balls-deep up her Butthole. …and Jean’s birthday a while ago — Her present was a 5-way Gangbang, serving CreamPie rather than cake.

You see. . .Jean and her Hubb love to Fuck other people. She has a Swinging secret no one knows, except JeanSwing’s lucky members. …She shares the secret with them …They see it all.

Jean is a beaming “Blond-ish” Blue-eyed Swinging HotWife who’s famous for her CreamPie recipe (the “secret” ingredient is Sausage). …A glamorous, curvy Twat, Jean has lustful hips, slim waist and bountiful bust (5′-5″, 34DD-24-36). Her nipples are pale silver-dollars that rise in rosy, hard points. She tones her body… you see bands of muscle among the soft feminine curves. Her most dangerous curve is her ass… Jean’s bum is why men chase women and other women go Lesbian. For body mods., she has a cute belly piercing, always fitted with a dangly trinket.

For Fuckholes; Jean has soft, chiseled lips that lock cock like an O-ring. Her Snatch is an oyster shacked-up with a clam — ruddy, tight-lipped outer bumpers just barely can contain the delicate, wet folds of the inner lips. When the Clam’s excited, the oyster gets squeezed from their love-nest till it droops low in a big, lippy smile hungry for Bone. Her Butt-Pucker is an eager Pleasure Portal that demands never to be left alone. Jean’s long Clit hides under a big fleshy hood, happy as a clam.

Jean knows how to work those incredible Blue peepers for the camera. . .Some amateur WebGirls stare from pictures with eyes like fish … or Charles Mason. Jean’s eyes always peek out at you soft and sultry. . . I don’t know if its the shape, color, lashes or makeup, but it’s as if she’s looking through the camera at someone she can’t wait to Fuck.

She also likes to experiment with her hair (“experiment” is a Dude’s word for what Chicks do to their hair). Looking through her pictures, you’ll see her hair  blond and red and black;  long and short and medium;  up and down and in-between.  I like her classic look. . .a long, blondish, ponytailed mane trailing down her back.

Jean has been Swinging and sharing It on-line for more than ten years. Jean sez; ” Hi, I’m Jean and welcome to my Site. My hubby Wayne put this site together for me back in 1999. I was completely new to all this web stuff. I used to lead a pretty typical life. I had an office job… in by 9 out by 5. The boss didn’t know anything about this. Most of my friends and neighbors think I’m a pretty innocent little girl…hehehe… little do they know. … We started off on AOL back in 1994 looking for some new studs to fill me full of cum. We arranged meetings with several guys on there. Each would have their turn shooting their hot load of cum inside me. I would get so excited bringing these guys back to our place and fucking them … After getting some very good responses from our photos and many requests to meet we decided to do this website. I’ve had so much fun and have meet many hot men, women, and couples. “

What’s JeanSwing.com Got ?

Adult films always show “The Money Shot” … as evidence that the Deed is done. Well, in Swinging circles the Money Shot (or what it becomes) is known as a Creampie and JeanSwing is called the “Creampie Queen” for sharing her runny Money Shots with fans. …But to me, she’s at her best with other women. A self-confessed girly-girly, something happens when Jean straps on a Dick and smells Pussy in the air. . .She butches up and rides Cunt like a winning jockey at the Kentucky Derby.

Her content is a blend of Anal, Girl2Girl, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Insertions, Strap-on, Bath time and More. Ass Play and Butt Fucking are a specialty of the house and big helpings of CreamPie Cum for dessert.

I like Jean’s content — Especially the Girl2Girl. . .I love seeing two Dickless Dames munch Taco. But judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual so please check it out yourself.

Images at amateur WebGirl sites tend to differ from professional pictures by composition, editing and similar technical matters. That said, JeanSwing’s photos and videos are better than the typical amateur … with sharper images, fewer gawking bystanders, less repetition and higher resolutions caught on film. The Site seems committed to providing good images and using primo photographic equipment and technology.

Pictures:   Jean’s still photos feature her doing all the things she likes best. The Picture sets are grouped in broad categories; selecting a category leads to a list of related picture albums. Recent Picture Sets seem all to be in the “Newest Galleries” category.

A selected Picture Set is displayed as dozens of thumbnails per page over one or more pages. When clicked a thumbnail opens to the picture, with choice of 6, or so, sizes (up to 1600×1066) — the individual pictures are viewed with “Previous/Next” navigation between them. Though older pictures may not come in the full range of sizes, all have great resolution and clarity.

The Picture Sets are dated, titled, sometimes commented and can be searched or sorted at any point. Jean is a photogenic lil’ Twat and the Picture Sets are delightful. . .although judging by the dates, they been a little rare lately.

Videos:   Jean’s Video selection is displayed on several pages of thumbnails; clicking a Video leads to it’s display page with several preview screen shots and WMV icons for selecting the playback size. Newer Videos have wide screen format and up to 4 sizes, including iPod (.mp4) and huge Hi-Def versions. Clicking a desired video icon streams it in the browser, or it can be downloaded with the “Right-Click” mouse menu. Older Videos may lack the monitor-filling resolution of the new, but even going back several years they play back in big, high-quality video. Some of the old favorites are being remastered to the current standards.

The Videos are dated, numbered, titled, sometimes commented, and can be searched or sorted at any point. Jean’s Videos are long. . .the latest update is nearly 30 minutes. . .around 10 minutes seems typical.

Other Site Features:

Bonus Web Girl Sites – A Diamond hidden in JeanSwing.com membership … Jean is lead Mare in a Stable of Twat featuring complete access to her sister full-service amateur WebGirls, including Jenny and Joey, Absolute Kim, AnnasFunHouse, ErinDaye, and others. All of that PLUS access to three other girlfriends at JustinesBedroom, SexyMercedes and SusanReno. Each Cunt is a Star on her own and Cums with her personal set of fetishes and kinks. These Bonus Sites make JeanSwing membership a Mega deal and value.

Jean updates about once a week. Her “Bonus” girlfriends also contribute updates to JeanSwing so there is something new about every other day. Plus visit Justine’s, Mercedes’ and Susan’s websites to see what the Fuck they’re up to.

Tell Me More !

Hey!  There’s some leftover Pie here …

• JeanSwing offers access to some or all of the brimming ocean of PrivateCamz content…
• Other Girl’s Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Scheduled Live Cam Shows, with sound, from hundreds of other Camz Sluts.
• Newsgroups – Free downloads of Porn photos and videos
• Games – Battleship, Strip Poker and Blackjack & Jig-Saw puzzles. The Battleship game is Fun.
• ‘Joke of the Day’ Cartoon on her Home page
• Jean’s Wallpapers – 5 Images found off the link to Jean’s Pictures
• Funny Stuff – Cartoons and pictures found off the link to Jean’s Pictures
• ‘The Amateur’ magazine – An Internet-based adult solo-girl and amateur website magazine.
• Recipes, Jokes and Jean’s Hot .wav file downloads
• Stories – Erotic Tails from Jean and members … Some are at the “Stories” link and some are in the Forum.
• DVD’s – Paid by the minute from SpurtDVD
• Jean has posted images from her past public appearances at Web Girl events, member meets, etc…, though not recently.
• I saw no mention of Jean selling personal merchandise — You can always ask.
• She posts measurements and gift preferences, and she features gifts in shoots if you send something special — She’ll pose on the hood if you send her a BMW.
• Jean has an active Diary and forum where she frequently reveals intimate details and replies to Member’s questions.
• Jean is accessible through email and Yahoo. She uses member Requests in her content and meets members occasionally.

JeanSwing puts on Hot Live Cam Shows, although they’re suspended for now. Hopefully popular demand will bring them back soon.

Jean has done sizzling Live WebCam Shows for years. I think her Videos all are special productions, they don’t include her Cam Shows but some of her Picture Sets are from the Shows. She offers a few Video files and dozens of zip-archived still photos of Cam Shows from 2002 and earlier. I guess there isn’t a full archive of her Live WebCam Shows.

Do JeanSwing ?

From her face you can tell Jean’s chock-full of Love . . . She loves Sex, loves to Fuck, loves to Cum and loves to share all in Hi-Def.

Jean sez; ” …If there is something special you would like to see, or you can think of anyway for me to improve my site please email me. …I like to get to know all my members so please stop in the chat room when I’m on and say hi and tell me a little about you. I have developed several friendships with my current members and that is what truly makes this site fun… “   … Now that’s one considerate Piece-of-Tail.

Look through JeanSwing’s Preview to check out her look, personality and style, then maybe check out the Bonus Babes.

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

Visit: JeanSwing

 

Score: JeanSwing
Update Frequency:	90
Content Quantity:	90
Photographic Quality:	85
User Friendly:	85
Speed:	90
Site Sizzle:	80
Personality:	90
Freebie Extras:	100
Toby Tally	89

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KellysFootFetish.com

Category: Web Girl – Solo (with a Feet twist)

Toby Tally: 84 ( for HousewifeKelly.com )

Date Reviewed : Mar. 13, 2010

Go to: KellysFootFetish

Go to: HousewifeKelly

• $19.95 for 30 days then $17.95 recurring every 30 days
• $79.95 for 180 days then $14.95 recurring every 30 days
• Credit Card, Online Check

The Skinny on KellysFootFetish:

KellysFootFetish.com is a separate sister Site of adult website HousewifeKelly.com that’s devoted to the personal Foot Fetish of a Steaming Swinger, Kelly.

Kelly sez; ” I have decided to start this web site, KellysFootFetish.com. I plan to use this website to express my kinky foot and leg fetishes. I actually have a few fetishes but feet are my biggest. ”

Kelly is a Hot Wife who loves Swinging and records her Hardcore lifestyle as she goes. She has a yummy body and knows how to Glam it up and work it for the camera. Kelly seems driven to Get-off for her members as often and in as many clever ways as possible. With her Videos and Photos she shares the Raw Sex of her Swinging lifestyle at both Sites, but here she gooses it with a Foot Fetish twist.

The content of KellysFootFetish isn’t just a repeat of her other Site. . .The 60+ Videos offered since May 2008 at this Site all seem fulla Feet and substantially different from the other Site’s content. And there are a few other differences. . .At KellysFootFetish she has “Clips4Sale” and doesn’t seem to mention her Scheduled Live Cam Show. So check the full report on Kelly’s look, personality and style under my review of HousewifeKelly.com. Then if you want her, just decide which Flavor is for you.

The free Preview at KellysFootFetish is a generous tour that includes a preview Video, her entire Video list, a sample of “Photo Gallery” stills and the Bio. Browsing the Video screen shots and captions alone makes quick work of deciding whether to join Kelly…

If you like being a fly-on-the-toe of Real Life Swinging, give KellysFootFetish a try !

( Or Try HousewifeKelly.com if you fancy more than Kelly’s Feets ! )

Visit: KellysFootFetish

Visit: HousewifeKelly

Check the rating for HousewifeKelly.com :

Score: HousewifeKelly
Update Frequency:	90
Content Quantity:	80
Photographic Quality:	75
User Friendly:	85
Speed:	90
Site Sizzle:	80
Personality:	90
Freebie Extras:	80
Toby Tally	84

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SexyMercedes.com

Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with a Web-Camming twist)

Toby Tally:  85

Date Reviewed : Feb. 28, 2010

Go to: SexyMercedes

• $19.95 – 30 days full membership access
• $49.95 – 90 days full membership access
• $79.95 – 180 days full membership access
• $24.95 – 30 days full access PAID BY PHONE
• Credit Card, Phone & Nite Flirt, also TicketsClub

The Skinny on SexyMercedes:

• Pros:  Intimate WebCam Style, Frequent Updates, Bonus WebGirls, Live & Archived Cam Shows
• Cons:  Very Few Still Photos, Solo Play & WebCam Emphasis not for Everyone

SexyMercedes.com is a personal adult website featuring a Fuck-happy Web Girl, Mercedes, who’s quite the Cam Slut. Mercedes focuses on exclusively “Solo” WebCam performances headlined by Scheduled Weekly Cam Shows and Private Cam Sessions through PrivateCamz.com. Her style features one-on-one sessions with her camera, as though she’s cam2cam with YOU, her favorite cyber fuckbuddy, as she shares her thoughts while masturbating and imagining you pulling your Carrot.

Mercedes sez; ” I love knowing that other people are getting off watching me, that is such a huge turn on! …when I am horny, I can just pop onto my webcam and get off with you guys!! I love doing my weekly, one hour webcam shows and interacting with you all. Then comes the amazing private, one-on-one webcam shows where you can have me all to yourself ! “

Mercedes’ link to PrivateCamz through her Scheduled and Private WebCam Shows gives her members access to PrivateCamz.com content. . .a heaping porn stockpile that’s hard to imagine, much less fully consume.

Her free Preview, though not overflowing, gives a peek at what she likes to do and how she likes to do it and lets the browsing porn shopper check out most of SexyMercedes naughty bits. The Preview also holds Mercedes’ BIO, which I couldn’t find in the member’s area.

If you like the WebCam format, plus Mercedes’ personal intimacy, PLUS beaucoup PrivateCamz content, give SexyMercedes a try !

Who’s Mercedes ?

Mercedes is shapely Blond, Blue-eyed “Girl Next Door” who’s personable, playful, verbal and deep into role-playing. And this is one Web Girl whose family and friends know what she’s up to, which is kinda hot in itself.

Her well-maintained body (5′-5″, 36B-25-36) hits that Sweet Spot between cushioned voluptuous and angular athletic that makes such trim women fun to hug … AND Mercedes comes with ALL THIS included: Small Tits with proud, chubby Nipples; Creamy pink skin; Shaved Cunt that hides it’s secrets; and Fit Ass n’legs that look hot in Heels. As for tats or intimate piercings, she keeps her body a blank slate as I noticed nothing, not even a pierced Belly-Button.

For crotch-mounted Fuckholes; Mercedes has a pale, closed-lip Clam with ruddy outer Bumpers and thin, pink inner Flaps wrapped ’round a deep, damp Hole … Her Bumhole is a sturdy Pucker able to ride out a good Reaming. Mercedes’ Clit is a shy, Hood-shrouded Pearl … I know it’s there by what happens when she rubs it.

Mercedes sez; ” I am a true amateur webgirl. You will not find my pictures or videos all over the internet, you will only find them here. I enjoy chatting and becoming friends with my members. I enjoy sharing my pictures and Videos/Live webcam shows with you. I want to hear what you like and I want this to be a place where you can share those things with me. There should be NO guilt or embarrassment, as I will NOT judge you !! “

Mercedes’ Site apparently got a make-over in mid-2009. Her Personal Pictures and Videos before then are dated June 2009, which first misled me to think that the Site started up around that time, was very active for a short while and then went dormant. But actually, this Twat has delivered the goods, with endurance and dedication, for YEARS.

Mercedes was another of those girls driven to “expose” herself on the Internet at the turn-of-the-century (that’s 2000, not 1900). And her passion for consuming and producing pornography developed into a long-lived Web Girl Site. Her archive of weekly Scheduled Cam Shows goes back at least to 2007, and the history of her Private Cam Sessions dates to 2003, if not earlier.

SexyMercedes.com is dedicated to this WebCam Slut’s ultimate fantasy; to lie surrounded by a bunch of guys with… ” All Of The Guys Would Be Around Me In A Circle Jacking Off While They Are Watching Me Play With Myself. I Would Love To Have Every, Single Guys Jack Off And Blow Their Hot, Creamy Loads Of Cum ALL Over Me, From Head To Toe ! “. . .

Her style features one-on-one sessions with her camera, as though she’s cam2cam with YOU, her favorite cyber fuckbuddy, as she shares her thoughts while masturbating and imagining you tugging at your Pickle.

What’s SexyMercedes.com Got ?

Mercedes sez; ” I am truly just your “Girl Next Door” kind of girl with a naughty side ! I run my website all by myself. I am not run by some corporation !! I also do everything out of my home, pictures, videos and all of that good stuff is all done from my home, not a studio !! “

Her content includes Insertions (she has 90+ Sex Toys), Blow Jobs, G-Spot Squirting, Ass Play, Watersports, Spanking AND more. An enthusiastic role-player, Mercedes serves out scenarios featuring Foot, Stocking n’Panty Play, Dirty Talk, Cuckolding, Domination n’Humiliation (she’s Dom), Chastity (yours, not hers) and Small Penis Humiliation … she calls it “SPH” (I had to look that one up at UrbanDictionary.com). Mercedes loves playing with her feet and toes and happily paddles her bottom to an angry, red glow. She really has a serious thing for Feet. . .with more than 100 “feet” videos (by far the most of any category) offered in her collection of 320, or so, Personal Videos.

Mercedes is a productive lil’ Twat who packs her Site with video content, promising twice-weekly updates of her Personal Videos And WebCam Shows. The Video vs. Photo balance here tilts way toward “Video” since Mercedes’ content focuses on her WebCam shows through PrivateCamz.com. . .the Scheduled Weekly Show plus any number of Private WebCam Sessions. She even gives her Personal Videos a “WebCam” styling.

I like Mercedes video content although the Web-Camming style she prefers may not be Hi-Def enough for some. Also she seems to be strictly Solo. I see nothing of guests, and there isn’t any actual Cock or Girl2Girl action (though this verbal Slut talks up a storm about them). Judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual. . .Mercedes’ format and offerings are aimed at her personal audience so please check it out yourself.

Pictures:   Photographs are NOT a big part of Mercedes’ Site. There’s a handful of personal Picture Sets, all displayed on one page and dated June 2009 … This part of the Site apparently is not updated. The pictures feature Mercedes doing some of the things she likes best, in her trademark solo-performances.

A Picture Set is displayed as dozens of thumbnails per page over several pages. When clicked a thumbnail opens to the picture, with choice of 5 sizes, up to 1280×860 — the individual pictures are viewed with Previous/Next” navigation between them. There are no captions.

On occasion the detailed poses offered by photographs are a nice change from video; I missed having lots of Picture Sets to choose from. The bottom line is Mercedes mainly gives her audience video content. …Mercedes offers additional Picture Sets as small snap-shots from her Personal Cam Session videos.

Movies:   Mercedes sez; “Want to watch me getting fucked in the ass and in the pussy with my sex toys? Want to see me masturbating with all of my sex toys? Want to see me sucking and deepthroating on my cock dildos and getting the cum shot all over my face with my squirting sex toy or watch me swallow the whole load? …you will see just how naughty I really am. “

Mercedes’ Personal Video selection is displayed first by category. Clicking a category leads to a page of thumbnails (numbered and dated) for the individual Personal Videos; a category may have several of these pages. Clicking an individual video brings up a page with a WMV icon and a thumbnail image from the video. The displays of video selections have no captions (the videos themselves ARE titled). Use the WMV icon to play or download the video … I’m not sure what the thumbnail does, if anything.

Reflecting the mid-2009 change to her Site, most of Mercedes’ Personal Videos are dated early June 2009. Forty new Personal Videos were added over the following 8 months (to Feb. 2010) … Doing the math, that’s 5 per month, better than her promised update rate.

These Personal Videos have her intimate WebCam styling … she is Solo and talking through the cam to you as if you two are fuckbuddies cybering cam2cam. Like a WebCam, the Videos are small (320×240) and in .wmv format that can be viewed in the browser or downloaded as files.

Scheduled Live Show Archive:   An archive of video of Mercedes’ Scheduled Live Cam Shows, with sound, for the last two years. Although I didn’t count to make sure, it appears she diligently delivered a Cam Show every week.

Private Session Archive:   The collection of her Private Cam Sessions, with sound, on PrivateCamz.com. These videos are streaming video clips (1 to 30+ min. long) of Mercedes playing on Cam from March 2003 to date. Each clip seems to be a Private Cam Session with a fan … There are 4000+ of ‘em !!

I think the Flash-based videos from her two archives of WebCam Play only can be streamed from PrivateCamz.com, not downloaded as files. The times I checked, Videos from the Private Session Archive seem slow to download; while I watched, action froze frequently for buffering. If this pause is bothersome, the videos can be left to download fully in the background (they load even when paused), then watched. Download of videos from the Scheduled Live Show Archive kept up with the rate of play. (I’ve seen the bothersome pauses for buffering with these PrivateCamz streams in some reviews and not in others… perhaps it varies by hour, day or Web Girl Site ??)

Other Site Features:

In particular Mercedes provides links to a brimming ocean of PrivateCamz content…

Mercedes’ Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Though I didn’t catch a Live Show, each week Mercedes broadcasts a free cam show, with sound, for her members through PrivateCamz.com … Mercedes sez; “I do weekly, one hour webcam shows for my members where I can chat with you all, get to know you better and have lots of fun !! ” Two years of these Shows can be replayed in her “Scheduled Live Show Archive” mentioned above.

Mercedes’ Private Cam Sessions on PrivateCamz.com: Though I didn’t try it, Mercedes relishes one-on-one with members in Private Cam Sessions. In fact, with 4300+ videos in her Private Session Archive, it’s a Passion. …Do the math — 4300 videos, over 7 years, 365 days/yr equals nearly 2 Sessions a day (FOR 7 YEARS !!). 1000’s of these Shows can be replayed in her “Private Session Archive” mentioned above.

Other Girl’s Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Scheduled Live Cam Shows, with sound, from hundreds of other Camz Sluts … a Show for nearly every hour of every day of every week.

“AmateurCamz Camz” Premium Feeds (PrivateCamz.com): There’s too much here to begin describing what’s offered. Hundreds of Movie-style videos presented in episodes, with weekly additions. The video windows aren’t huge, about 300×250, but good quality at that size and with high-speed download that keeps up with the rate of play.

SexyMercedes Private Show Snap Shots – A PrivateCamz.com archive of slide shows featuring still pictures taken from the videos in her Private Cam Session archive. The video-based pictures are low-res. so these snap shots may be best for previewing the videos.

PrivateCamz Archives – 100,000’s of archived Private Cam Sessions where PrivateCamz.com visitors purchased one-on-one shows from all the other PrivateCamz Sluts.

Bonus Web Girl Sites – A Diamond hidden in SexyMercedes.com membership … Access to several other “amateur” Web Girls, including the randy Cunts in the ‘Swingerville’ Stable of Twat.

Tell Me More !

But Wait, there’s MORE …

• ‘Hometown Honeyz’ – See pictures of more Sluts at PrivateCamz.com.
• ‘Story Database’ – Read erotic stories at PrivateCamz.com.
• ‘The Amateur’ magazine – An Internet-based adult solo-girl and amateur website magazine.
• Mercedes sells personal merchandise … her Dirty Panties seem popular.
• She keeps an Amazon.com Wishlist chock full of desires for lingerie, shoes, Sex Toys, jewelry, equipment, and retailer gift cards.
• Clips4Sale – I found that Mercedes sells large video files, featuring her naughty role-playing scenarios, in various formats (including iPod, .mp4).
• Tho she keeps atop the Diary in her Forum, the rest of the Forum isn’t very active (U members need to pick up the pace there !).
• I didn’t find anything about Mercedes making public appearances at Web Girl events, member meets, etc…
• I saw no mention that Mercedes is open to physical accessibility for members — maybe her willingness to meet is mentioned in her Diary or WebCam sessions.

The Diary: I hunted for Mercedes’ Bio and FAQ’s, worried that she doesn’t share personal details. Then I stumbled over the Diary containing HUGE entires with gobs about her real-world life. Her fans DO NOT want to miss the Diary, it’s packed with Mercedes’ personal and site info, plus personal messages to members.

The Diary is a bit disjointed from the mid-2009 site make-over (or whatever it was), but I figured it out. . . It appears to start in June 2009. But the FIRST Diary entry contains all the earlier entries for 2009. That first entry also links to archives of 2007 and 2008 diary entries.

I have to be careful because Mercedes has a flair for role-playing so its possible that her incredible personal revelations in the dairy are an elaborate fiction her regular readers are in on. But by their tone and detail, I’m pretty sure the details are fact … including the Joy when her lay-about sister finally moved out and the Drama of her cheating hubby visiting his g/f unaware the cellphone in his pocket is broadcasting the details to Mercedes.

Mercedes is accessible through her Scheduled Cam Shows, Private Cam Sessions, email, and her Forum. She uses member Requests in her content and, in her Private Cam Sessions, seems to watch guys Jerk-off.

Also, Twitter is an option … I glanced at her Twitter page and it seemed quite active.

Do SexyMercedes ?

Mercedes focuses on an intimate WebCam format featuring her Solo play. She is more of a Cam Slut than the typical Web Girl, which has been a winning formula for her since her ribs ain’t stickin’ out and she don’t look poor (Hey, check out that impressive collection of miniature ships behind her).

Moreover, if Mercedes’ personal Mountain of video-rich content can’t keep members busy …THEN the Bonus access to a dozen other sex-crazed Web Girl Sites should …BUT IF NOT, certainly the bottomless PrivateCamz collection will.

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

Visit: SexyMercedes

 

Score: SexyMercedes
Update Frequency:	90
Content Quantity:	85
Photographic Quality:	70
User Friendly:	80
Speed:	85
Site Sizzle:	80
Personality:	90
Freebie Extras:	100
Toby Tally	85

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JustinesBedroom.com

Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with an English twist)

Toby Tally:  89

Date Reviewed : Feb. 27, 2010

Go to: JustinesBedroom

• $19.95 US for 30 Days, then $19.95 US recurring.
• Credit Card & On-Line Check

The Skinny on JustinesBedroom:

• Pros:  Personal Touch, Wild & Varied, Updates Daily, Bonus WebGirls, Mucho Content & Extras
• Cons:  Laborious Navigation of Stills & Videos, Image Resolutions could be Better

JustinesBedroom.com is a personal adult website dedicated to a playful woman’s Lust for sharing her Hardcore Sex Life with the World. Justine gets off on members watching her cut loose in Pornographic acts of every variety. And she delivers the goods DAILY; a commendable feat given the difficulty for a “solo” do-it-yourself Web Girl …where the person holding the camera may have been the one Eating her Pussy moments before… to be that productive and diligent.

Justine’s free Preview is generous and complete. Remarkably, it contains FAQ’s I didn’t find in the Member’s area. For instance, she reveals the only Dudes she Fucks are a boyfriend and a Sex Slave she keeps around for fun. So check out every nook of Justines Bedroom in the Preview…

Then if you like the personality, features and pictorial style of her Site, Go with it !

Who’s Justine ?

Justine is a slender English Slut with long golden curls, eyes of incredible blue and Hot Lips (the lower one’s especially full). Her petite (5′-1″; 34B-22-32) body sports: Teacup-sized fun bags with compact Nipples rising in plump points; Clear creamy skin without much tan line; Lightly-fuzzed pubic mound below flat belly; Slim, fit arms, legs and butt; and Cute ankles, feet and toes she relishes sharing. The only body mod. I noticed was a long Tattoo trailing in the curved valley where belly meets hip; I don’t see a pierced navel.

For Fuckholes; Justine comes with that hot Mouth, PLUS a prim Pussy that opens into a big, sloppy smile with droopy Lips and a muscular lil’ clenched Butthole (she calls it ‘arsehole’, isn’t that cute?). Justine has one of those ‘no-see-em’ Clits you have to hunt for … But I bet she tells you when you found it good.

… Right now, I’m looking at a closeup of a shining flashlight stuck tail first down the silky, puckered lips of her tight Cooter hole …

Justine sez; ” Who am I? Well I’m not a model or a dancer but a regular quiet English girl that loves sex and absolutely loves showing off ! I’m a dedicated exhibitionist who really does get off on displaying myself to anybody who wants to watch. ” And she’s beautifully bisexual. Justine’s got boyfriends, girlfriends and Fuck buddies enough to keep a dozen Pussies grinning.

Eager for ogling eyes, she started her Web Girl career years ago in the Internet’s Golden Age, offering images of her passionate playtimes for free. …That got to be expensive, so the paid-member site evolved to the point that Justine’s Bedroom isn’t a room, it’s the World.

What’s JustinesBedroom.com Got ?

Justine has a body cameras Love and she likes displaying it in something … sexy clothes, boots, shoes. She knows how to milk her smoldering sex-drive to keep the audience coming.

Her content consists of clever variations on Insertions, Cock Worship, Girl2Girl, Blow Jobs, Creampies, Piss, Exhibitionism, Hand Jobs, Costumes, Facials, BDSM, Ass Play and more. Though I didn’t notice much Butt Fucking or Group/Swinger Sex, I saw she relishes wrapping those wiggly toes ’round Cock.

Justine keeps her Site hopping. . .She promises an update every day. The Movie and Photoset updates are a balanced blend of Justine playing solo and with cutie pie guests. Sometimes she posts content from a steamy pal; an appreciated variety. And she takes the time to caption each Movie or Photoset. I liked Justine’s video and picture offerings, but judgements on pictorial style are personal so please check it out yourself.

The Photosets:   Justine promises two new Photosets per week. The selection of Photosets is displayed as captioned thumbnails displayed nine to a page over several pages. The Photoset’s pictures, which initially are displayed as a couple pages of thumbnails, can be viewed individually at their original size, with “Previous/Next” navigation between them, or in a nifty slide show, with choice of slide speed and picture size. I counted 117 pictures in a sample Photoset. I couldn’t find zip files for the ones I ogled so quick download of Photoset archives likely isn’t an option.

Sorting through the Photosets and individual pictures may become a tad tedious. For instance, Sets aren’t grouped by categories or keywords, and the “Previous/Next” navigation is rather dated. But looking through pages of Photoset thumbnails and captions is fun. And it’s easy to scan a particular Photoset’s groups of thumbnails to select a picture for closer viewing.

The Movies:   Justine promises to add a new movie every Friday. I counted 117 Movie videos, with thumbnails and detailed captions, displayed nine to a page, with Next/Previous” navigation between the pages. By default the Movies are listed by date … I like to know the dates, but couldn’t find them.

The navigation necessary to click through at least 13 pages of Movies, from first to last, is a bit tedious. . . .But then that means there are lots n’lots of Movies.

Justine’s Movies come in a mix of formats. Though many are clips of less than two minutes, most Movies are several minutes long. Movies might be offered in just .wmv or just .mpg or with a choice of .wmv and .mpg formats. I saw several Movies offered in a choice of resolutions, or sizes. Others came in a single size. Some Movies are cut into several files to download or view, which is inconvenient for a short video.

BUT Justine is reformatting all her Movies. She sez; “I’m currently in the process of re-making all the movies in my members area so they will be available as one file and in several resolution options.” All movies will offer 640×480, 480×360, and 360×240 and most will include 720×576, all will be .wmv format.

… Of those I saw, a Movie that tickled me was a short Golden Shower clip of Justine shivering outside in snow, standing naked under opened coat Spewing Piss to the Four Winds from the edge of a picnic table. Don’t Chicks pee funny ?? …

Other Site Features:

JustinesBedroom.com membership gives you access to several other “amateur” Web Girls, including full access to the brimming ‘Swingerville’ stable of Twat.

There are heaps of “Bonus Content.” Justine sez; ” As well as appearing in pornographic photos myself, I also surf the Net and buy magazines – yes, I’m a porn addict too! So I thought I’d show you the photos and movies I’ve been looking at recently, so you can wank over the same pics as me! ” …That’s awful neighborly of her.

Though I didn’t check it out, Justine broadcasts free cam shows for members thru LiveJasmin.com.

Tell Me More !

But that’s not all, cuz there’s MORE …

• Justine offers dozens of naughty short stories she thought up inside her own personal noggin. She gets off on writing and does a good job.
• The Site has an active Diary, ‘Latest News’, where Justine gives the inside scoop on personal activity and new updates.
• Justine diligently keeps on top of her own lightly used Message Board. …Personally, I hone my nasty thoughts and dirty vocabulary in such forums.
• She’s recorded .mp3 sound clips so voice fans can get off on that Sexy Accent. You could Beatoff to the Magna Carta if she were reading it.
• The personalized Strip Poker game is addictive. I ached to win her damp Panties but couldn’t.
• I didn’t notice that Justine is big on public appearances and events.
• Justine is a serious musician, with a Music CD even. Judging by all the Dick she blows, I bet she hums good, too.

Surely I missed some things in this active, feature-rich site . . .The point for members is, Justine is your personal tour guide and makes herself personally accountable. If you have a request, question, or suggestion just contact her.

In fact, Justine is accessible via email, chat or her Message Board and seems responsive. She is open to limited physical accessibility — to women only.

Do JustinesBedroom ?

While Justine’s content might not be “Corporate” flashy, it isn’t bush-league. Rather, as a successful do-it-yourself site JustinesBedroom.com is packed with her imagination, energy and lifestyle, not models (who just met) surrounded by crew and equipment.

Justine’s a Pro at giving lusty peeks into her jazzed-up personality. I can imagine her, at home tuning the wireless to BBC, suddenly perking up and saying “I’ve a brilliant plan for that chap’s request today about my Arse” … next day it’s filmed and next day its posted. So what if it’s not 25 minutes of 1280×720 HiDef, it’s sexy and spontaneous and Justine.

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

Visit: JustinesBedroom

 

Score: JustinesBedroom
Update Frequency:	95
Content Quantity:	90
Photographic Quality:	80
User Friendly:	80
Speed:	80
Site Sizzle:	90
Personality:	95
Freebie Extras:	100
Toby Tally	89