Jan 272011

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category: Web Girl – Solo (with a HotWife twist)

Toby Tally: n/a

Date Reviewed : Jan. 27, 2011
Go to MandyMonroe.com
Go to: MandyMonroe

  • By Credit Card or Check:
  • $7.95–3 day trial, rebills at $19.95 if not cancelled, recurring
  • $24.95–30 day, rebills at $19.95 if not cancelled, recurring
  • $49.95–90 day, rebills at $49.95 if not cancelled, recurring
  • $29.95–30 day, $99.95–180 day, non-recurring
  • By Phone Billing:
  • $29.95–30 day, non-recurring

The Skinny on MandyMonroe:

  • Pros: Dynamic Newbie, Fucks ’til her Pussy Breaks, An Eager Fan Fornicator, Bonus WebGirls
  • Cons: As a New Site, It Needs Time to Accumulate Content (but Bonus Girls have Tons)

MandyMonroe.com is a personal adult website devoted to Mandy, a HotWife who fucks strangers for her drooling hubby’s viewing pleasure. Though new, this Site slammed into high-gear from the start and stars a sporty Blond Twat running Hot on SEX.

Mandy sez; ” When I got married, my husband and I were both virgins. … I didn’t tell my hubby this in the beginning, but after we were together the first time, I instantly knew that I wanted to fuck other men. Not because he wasn’t amazingly hot, but because sex was sooo so good that I wanted to try it out with others and a lot. ”

The funny thing is — Turns out her husband felt the same. …AND now BOTH want to share it with a lucky World ( Is this a “Golden Age”, or what ?? ) .

Since opening her Site, Mandy has hit the ground fucking to post mind-numbingly-promiscuous content. She devours the classifieds for Fuck-Buddies and eagerly meets fans for sexual fun (on her terms). — Wait till you see what a foot-long Black Cock does to this petite HotWife’s lily-white Poon. Perhaps it may never happen again but at least that time Mandy took a bullet for the team. The black Stud literally broke her Pussy. Ask her about it. …She seems to be a real trooper.

And the special prize at MandyMonroe.com is that the Site is part of a stampeding Stable of Twat. So if Mandy is the one for you …really warms your heart and puts bone in your meat enough for you join with her… then you get equal access to all the other mares in the fucking stable — each WebGirl is different, and all together, there’s a mountain of content.

The free Preview at MandyMonroe is fleeting but adequate . . . The big bio, ” About Me “, introduces Mandy’s wild and gung-ho personality. There are a few Pictures that expand to full-sized, Hi-Res for a clear view of this petite (5′-0”, 34C–27–34) Chick’s juicy assets. I saw she has a cute Clit piercing. The Video previews consist of a couple clips showing her assets on the move and a list of her video updates, each with a thumbnail and text summary. Mandy appears to crave Big Dick, it’s amazing what disappears into this wee slip of a girl. Also included are excerpts from her diary ( she seems to update in detail, regularly ) and info on the bonus WebGirl content ( check out this Bonus Sites deal fully. . .I’m not just blowing smoke ). Although lean, Many’s free Preview is enough to decide if she’s your baby.

In fact, to get a feel for a web Slut’s chemisty, I find personality-packed Bios and listings of prior posts with thumbnails and detailed cations, such as Mandy’s, as useful as heaps of pics and clips. ( I also love seeing the WebGirl is very active and interactive at her Site. )

So Mandy’s a new little trooper wrapped in a tight, sexy package. Judging by her content so far, she’s dynamic. . .and probably will be bouncing under or atop other heaving bodies much more than jerking off solo. She claims to love Pussy but I didn’t notice evidence of THAT content yet in the free Preview. Anyways, Mandy’s off to a great fucking start and ( if she keeps that tiny Twat to the grindstone ) it can only get Better as the Site matures.

To share a ringside seat with her peeping tom Hubby while this horny HotWife humps whoever, give MandyMonroe a try !

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Dec 052010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category: Web Girl – Solo (with a Creampie twist)

Toby Tally: 85

Date Reviewed : Dec. 6, 2010
Go to CathysCraving.com
Go to: CathysCraving

  • By Credit Card & automatic Check:
  • $24.95–first 30 days, then $19.95–30 day, recurring
  • $44.95–90 day, recurring
  • $24.95–30 day, non-recurring
  • By Phone Billing (no cellphones) :
  • $24.95–30 day, non-recurring – charged to Phone
  • By Mail – Cash or Money Order (no checks) :
  • $24.95–30 day, $44.95–90 day, &
    $89.90–180 day, non-recurring
  • Alternative Payment through “2000Charge” is

The Skinny on CathysCraving:

  • Pros: Nympho-Gone-Wild, Varied Content n’ Plenty of IT, a Dedicated Member Fucker
  • Cons: Images might not be “Hi-Def” enough for some, Picture Set Viewing could be Updated

CathysCraving.com is a personal adult website featuring Swinging HotWife, Cathy. Cathy’s craving many things these days n’ EVERY one is a nasty four-letter word. —

Cathy has been Swinging, and recording it for years, . .even before the Internet. Lucky for us she’s the “Unsinkable Molly Brown” of Fuck and shares it all at a Dick-swelling website lovely built by her hubby with nothing more than a faithful keyboard and dogeared “HTML-for-Dummies.”

Cathy sez; ” Over the past 16 years we have enjoyed 100’s of 3somes, orgies, gangbangs and more. We have 10,000’s of pictures and 1000’s of movies for you to enjoy…. Cathy is not a model or a dancer but a regular wife and Mom who has a huge sexual appetite. Together we built this site and run it ourselves…. We love to involve other people in our sex life and share it here with you … ” — PLUS she’s another enthusiastic member Fucker.

Her free Preview is an educational tour of CathysCraving.com. Sample Video downloads and Photo Galleries show precisely what gets into Cathy. …And the many captioned Thumbnails define exactly what Cathy craves. Plus a page of Bio and FAQ’s give the inside story of this dripping Creampie addict. With nothing held back, choosing to get high on Cathy is an easy decision…

So, if you like your Cum-crazed Nymphos well done, give CathysCraving a try !

And choose your favorite way to enter Cathy — These themed doorways lead to the same content so use the one that strikes your fancy…

CathysCraving.com CreampieCathy.com CumSwappingCathy.com
CathydoesBlacks.com GangBangCathy.com CathyandFriends.com

Who’s Cathy ?

Cathy is a fan-fucking, jizz-swilling, curly-headed Twat who freely shares her Nymphomania with Joe and Jane Six-Pack. And I could call this bone-smoking, carpet-chewing, blue-eyed vixen loads of other names, but you get the idea. In fact, everyone familiar with this butt-fucked, gang-banged, blond-haired Cum Bucket knows she has as much trouble keeping her pants up, as her skirt down. — But enough praise of Cathy, or the little Fuck Muffin will get a swelled head…

Cathy is a smiling, lustful HotWife who found hardcore Swinging too vanilla and took to the Internet. Though a seasoned wife and mom, Cathy’s pale, toned body (5′-6″, 36C-25-39) looks hot amid the gangs of ordinary Joe’s and Jane’s she loves to fuck (often in public). . .And this MILF is Mrs. Robinson, Not Roseanne Arnold. Cathy’s fuckable chassis boasts bountiful handfuls of Tit with big, pale-pink, red-tipped Nipples; smooth, creamy Skin that goes great with black; a hairless closed Clam overhung by a golden, curly Pubes, and airborne Feet with plump, wiggly Toes. For body mods., Cathy has nothing. . .which suits me fine. She goes easy on the colorful face paint, nail polish and decorations, which looks great; Cathy’s enthusiasm for Cock, Cunt and Cum is worth 3 Cover Girl makeovers

Also Cathy likes to Fuck four-eyed. . .I bet the world looks different through cum-splashed glasses.

For Fuckholes; Cathy has a thin-lipped, cock-locking Mouth, often drooling cum; a pale Pussy with low-profile bumpers and skimpy inner lips; and a cock-happy Butt pucker that never found one too big. Cathy’s specialty is packing all these holes with big dicks, often simultaneously and in gangs.

Cathy sez; ” SEX! is what we both want and I gotta tell you I just love it!!! I don’t know why but sometimes it’s something I just can’t get enough of. I love so much about sex I don’t know where to start. The sight, the sound, the smell, the taste. I love it all and there isn’t a lot I won’t try at least once…. I believe sex is something special, something truly beautiful that we can all share, so I’m sharing!!! “

What’s CathysCraving.com Got ?

What’s Cathy craving? — She sez; ” I just love being gone down on by another woman and I especially love being fucked from behind as I’m licking her, mmmm!! … Anal sex is something else I really love. …if done properly it feels fantastic and I love the feeling of his cock in deep. If there is another man present I’ll ask him to fuck my pussy at the same time! … There’s only one thing I find more pleasurable than one man in my butt and another in my pussy and that is having two in my pussy. … Being fully penetrated by two cocks and then feeling them start to move sets me right off and before long I’m literally begging them to fuck me hard and fast. “

Cathy’s content is a toy box packed with Cum Worship, Gang Bangs, Interracial, Girl2Girl, Orgies, Blow Jobs, Ass Play, Multiple Penetration, Fisting, Flashing, Role-play, Swinging and more — Too much to list. Though I didn’t notice heavy promotion of some things …S&M, Bondage, Watersports… they ALL may be at CathysCraving somewheres. The fun of such time-tested WebGirl sites is seeing what’s around the next corner.

I like Cathy’s content; Cum drenched Orgies and Gang Bangs now are her trademark. But judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual. . .Cathy’s format and offerings project her insatiable lifestyle so please check it out yourself.

Navigating Cathy’s image collections is simple and direct —

Photos and Videos: CathysCraving’s Picture Sets and Videos are grouped under main categories; “Cathy Swings”, “Creampie Cathy”, “Cathy Does Blacks”, “Gang Bang Cathy”, “Cathy and Friends”, “Bi-Sexual Cathy”, and “Kinky Cathy.” Each category is subdivided by theme, such as “1 on 1”, 3somes, Orgies, etc…. Though Keyword search doesn’t seem available, navigation through Cathy’s selections is direct and each has a clear thumbnail and good description. Each selection also has several links to the available viewing formats, which differ between selections … some have just Video, some just Photos and many have both. Cathy’s videos offer several resolutions for downloading and streaming, including HiRes and versions for dial-up connections. Clicking a video link leads to a page with large thumbnails from the video and links to the available video formats (.wmv, .mpg) for download ans streaming. Clicking a Photo link leads to a page of thumbnails from the picture set … individual pictures are viewed by clicking the thumbnail to see it’s much bigger version, then clicking the browser’s Back button to return to the thumbnail page. This process is slow, but the selections with Photos usually include slide shows or Zip Archive downloads to keep things moving fast (slide shows didn’t work on my copy of Firefox but did work in Internet Explorer).

Cathy has shared her adventures on the Internet through many technology changes. . .especially image quality. CathysCraving.com kept up with the changes and newer videos and photos are Big and Clear, though maybe not offered the SUPER resolutions offered by some sites. Though older selections might display smaller than currently standard, the lower resolution doesn’t diminish their impact. The Site even has a collection of Cathy’s Swinging content from the pre-Internet 80’s and 90’s. Anyways, after you fall hard for Cathy, you’ll crave to see everything she’s done.

Cathy is remastering some older content to improve the image quality and re-issuing them in her “Latest Updates.”

Cathy’s Video and Picture style is good; images generally are well composed, edited and culled. She is sharing a REAL Swinging life (n’ she swings WILD, in remote locations and banging dozens at a go) so settings and camera technique may not always be picture perfect — But who cares ?? — It’s the way you’ll see it when you’re the next guy in line to fuck her. . .If you get the chance.

Other Site Features:

Craving Video: these are “Cathy Movies” …High quality, 30+ minute videos for download or streaming. The movies combine the individual clip files from some of Cathy’s selections into a single file for easy, continuous viewing. –Plus “Bonus Movies” contributed by friends.

Blast from the Past: Collections of Cathy’s pre-digital adventures from before the Internet Age.

Tell Me More !

That’s lots, but is it all ??? Heck NO…

  • Cathy’s Past Camshow Archive – I’m unsure how current Cathy’s webcamming is. . .this archive seems to stop around 2007
  • Other Girl’s Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com), Sex Cam Central and Home Grown Cams
  • Cathy provides links to some of the brimming ocean of AmateurCamz content…
  • Streaming Bonus movies and WebCams from several feed sites; WMC, Plugin, Exclusive, SEG and even AmateurCamz. Image size and resolution vary between the feeds with some kind of small and OK and others huge and great (especially from “Plugin Feeds”).
  • Latest Updates – Check the list to Catch EVERY new post from Cathy. Issued daily, Updates include contributions from friends and remastered oldies.
  • Site News – Including her annual summer “Road Trip” … YOUR chance to check her out in person.
  • Peter’s POV, DMS or “Do My Slut” – Where Cathy’s hubby shares his skinny on being Cathy’s hubby. And it ain’t just blowing smoke when he sez; “Do my Slut.”
  • Partner Sites, Featured Friends, etc… – Various collections of contributions from other fuck-happy Twats
  • Diary – Cathy is one WebGirl who DOES make detailed diary entries, almost daily.
  • Bio – A short history of Mrs. and Mr. Cathy.
  • Does Cathy make public appearances ??? — Heck … She rents arenas for Gang Bangs !!!
  • Is Cathy physically accessible by members ??? — Dude …Again …She rents arenas for Gang Bangs !!!
  • I saw no mention of Cathy selling personal merchandise like dirty undies, etc… or having a wishlist … So ask her.
  • Cathy is accessible through email and ICQ. PLUS, she eagerly meets members (on her terms, of course). Her hubby also can be emailed.
  • Stories – Adult adventures every bit as Hot as my reviews, maybe hotter
  • Member Submitted Content – Videos, Photos, Stories. . .Cathy asks for anything members want to send.
  • Store – Selling her videos on DVD. The one I checked out was 92 minutes with 26 Creampies. I don’t know whether any of the content is unique or all also found at the Site.
  • Cathy doesn’t have a Forum or Message Board. I like to see what members post, but then few bother anyways.
  • E-Zines – Adult Internet magazines … ‘The Amateur’ seemed mostly up-to-date but ‘REELPORN’ dated back to 2003
  • News – Apparently a “the best of” archive of the home page’s regular “Site News” blurbs, but the most recent was 2007.

Do CathysCraving ?

Cathy’s a woman who would lead an ordinary “wife and mother” life if lusty cravings hadn’t driven her to Swinging sexual adventures that she shares with strangers. Though maybe not Cover Girl glamorous; all things considered, this is a Gorgeous Doll who members can approach, befriend and come back to often.

Plus Cathy has enough content to fill several websites. . .Many amateur WebGirls have two or more sites requiring separate memberships for each. At CathysCraving, a single membership gets everything, under one roof, regardless which “door” you use to enter.

…And the overflowing variety at CathysCraving.com is indescribable. . .do yourself a favor, spring for membership at least once just to check it out.

Visit her Preview to check out Cathy’s look, personality and style —

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

AND get IT at:

Go to CathysCraving.com Go to CreampieCathy.com Go to CumSwappingCathy.com
Visit: CathysCraving.com Visit: CreampieCathy.com Visit: CumSwappingCathy.com
Go to CathydoesBlacks.com Go to GangBangCathy.com Go to CathyandFriends.com
Visit: CathydoesBlacks.com Visit: GangBangCathy.com Visit: CathyandFriends.com

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Score: CathysCraving
Update Frequency: 95
Content Quantity: 87
Photographic Quality: 82
User Friendly: 80
Speed: 85
Site Sizzle: 83
Personality: 87
Freebie Extras: 77
Toby Tally  85
Jul 092010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category: Web Girl – Solo (with a HotWife twist)

Toby Tally: n/a

Date Reviewed : Jul. 10, 2010
Go to MyHotWife.com
Go to: MyHotWife
Go to BlacksonJackie.com
Go to: BlacksonJackie

  • By Credit Card or Instant Check:
  • $24.95–30 day, recurring
  • By 900 Phone Billing:
  • $24.95–30 day, non-recurring

The Skinny on MyHotWife:

MyHotWife.com is a personal adult website devoted to the slutty dating adventures of Jackie, a Hot Wife whored out by her pimping husband.

Jackie sez; ” I’m Jackie, a married woman and a real housewife. My husband encourages me to date other men so they can fuck me, or he will arrange dates for guys to fuck me … Follow along as my husband delivers me to men in their hotel rooms … When the men are done with me, I get dressed and my husband drives me home. ”

The free Preview at MyHotWife is simple . . . It consists of some steamy still picture previews of her HotWife adventures with captions giving the Hubby’s clever backstory for each date. Other than the link leading to the payment options, that’s it for the Preview — However, that taste is enough to build a big appetite for more.

For some reason MyHotWife’s premise and those juicy captions appeal to me . . . I get dizzy just reading them. And the Twat, Jackie, definitely is worth a few tugs at the ol’ noodle. Since I haven’t accessed the member area, I don’t know what other features the Site offers or how they’re presented — tho there’s lots of Interracial action. Anyways, MyHotWife certainly is worth a peek from Porn Consumers jonesing for HotWife fun.

Though I don’t know if the site’s execution lives up to its promise, I would consider joining to check it out…

To be in the audience of a HotWife soap opera scripted by an inventive Hubby, give MyHotWife a try !

( Or Try BlacksonJackie.com if you want the show in Black on White )

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Mar 202010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category:  Hot Wife  (with a Feet twist)

Toby Tally:  82 ( for Janet-Exposed.com )

Date Reviewed : Mar. 19, 2010
Go to Foot-Tease.com
Go to: Foot-Tease
Go to Janet-Exposed.com
Go to: Janet-Exposed

  • By Credit Card
  •    $24.87 for 1st 30 days, decreasing $2 /month, locking at $14.87
  •    $24.87 for 1 mon, $19.89 / month for 3 mos., $16.66 / month for 6 mos.,
  • By Bank Account Billing
  •    $24.87–30 days, recurring
  •    $24.87–30 days, $59.68–90 days, $99.99–180 days, non-recurring
  • By Phone
  •    $34.95–30 day, non-recurring – charged to Phone #

The Skinny on Foot-Tease:

Foot-Tease.com is a separate sister Site of adult website Janet-Exposed.com that’s dedicated to a decade of fascination with Janet’s Feet. Janet sez; ” …Foot Tease (1998-2005) was one of the very first amateur foot fetish websites and soon achieved iconic status. Due to popular demand, I am proud to announce the official “reboot” of the site…Now bigger and better than ever ! “

Janet is a petite lady with a huge taste for Interracial Lust, Big Cock Worship, Sexy Feet, Young Men, Girl2Girl, and more. And she has two settings. . .Ritz and Raw.

Janet’s Pussy has the jones for ” No-strings-attached sex with significantly younger white guys and well-endowed black men. ” … And she’s a ” cum-queen size-queen and foot fetish domme. ” Both her Sites offer members a dozen years worth of Images from her Sexy lifestyle, including Hot Foot and Leg action, but Foot-Tease focuses from the crotch down with new and classic Video and Photo sets of Feet, Legs, Stockings and Shoes. And she promises a Video or Photo update every week.

Janet sez; ” I’ve been teasing ‘foot and leg men’ with my pretty feet and shapely legs ever since I was in high school and college…and now that I’m older and wiser, I’m even better at it! Like petite feet? At a shoe size of 4 1/2, I’ve got ’em. Like high arches? Check. How about super-soft, wrinkly soles? Check. Like women who understand your need to worship their feet? I do. How about footjobs? Not only do I love to give them, but I’m very, very good at it ! “

Foot-Tease’s free Preview introduces Janet with a few short streaming videos and several thumbnail images showing her working feet, legs and tail for her Foot fans. I had only limited access to the member’s area of this Site. The layout here is much different from Janet-Exposed and features of that site might not be repeated at Foot-Tease. …Also, I found no Bio, FAQ’s or other personal info in the Foot-Tease preview so check out the free peek at Janet-Exposed for a long walk in her shoes and an extended look at her Hardcore adventures. With all that under your belt, resolving the membership question should be a cakewalk.

If you have a thing for this Wildcat’s Paws, pounce on Foot-Tease !

( Or Go with  Janet-Exposed.com  if Janet’s Pussy makes you Purr ! )

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Score: Janet-Exposed
Update Frequency: 90
Content Quantity: 85
Photographic Quality: 70
User Friendly: 75
Speed: 85
Site Sizzle: 80
Personality: 90
Freebie Extras: 80
Toby Tally  82

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Mar 132010

Better-Than-Sex Reviews™
©  Toby Toole


Category:  Web Girl – Solo  (with a Swinging twist)

Toby Tally:  84

Date Reviewed : Mar. 10, 2010
Go to HousewifeKelly.com
Go to: HousewifeKelly
Go to KellysFootFetish.com
Go to: KellysFootFetish

  • $24.95 for 30 days then $19.95 recurring every 30 days
  • $89.95 for 180 days then $15.95 recurring every 30 days
  • Credit Card, Online Check

The Skinny on HousewifeKelly:

  • Pros:  Irrepressible Swinger, Inspired Variety, Live & Archived Cam Shows, Direct Navigation
  • Cons:  Image Quality and Editting might be Better

HousewifeKelly.com is a personal adult website featuring Swinging Hot Wife, Kelly. Judging by her Site, Kelly has two roles in her life… Housewife and Slut.

Through her Videos and Photos she shares the Raw Sex of both roles with her members — The first in the intimate setting of her home. . .the office, livingroom or kitchen. And the second in a wild Swinging scene. . .clubs, motels or outdoors. Plus Kelly seems driven to Get-off for her members as often and in as many clever ways as possible. Lucky Members, I say.

Kelly sez; ” My plan for the future is to continue working on my website and having fun with it. … All I have to do is continue living my life as a housewife / swinger and make sure that I keep a camera close by. lol! Shawn and I go to swing clubs and parties all the time, so I will always have 100% real amatuer videos and photos to share with you. Some of them might not be polished and well lit, but they are all real. “

( And HousewifeKelly has a seperate sister Web Site lovingly devoted to Kelly’s Foot Fetish. Kelly sez; ” I have decided to start this web site, KellysFootFetish.com. I plan to use this website to express my kinky foot and leg fetishes. I actually have a few fetishes but feet are my biggest. ” )

Her free Preview is a generous tour of HousewifeKelly.com that includes a preview Video, her entire Video list, a sample of “Photo Gallery” stills and the Bio. Browsing the Video screen shots and captions alone makes quick work of deciding whether to join Kelly…

If you like being a fly-on-the-wall of Real Life Swinging, give HousewifeKelly a try !

( Or Try  KellysFootFetish.com  if you fancy Kelly’s Feets ! )

Who’s Kelly ?

Kelly is a Housewife just like ‘June Cleaver’. …Only difference is the TV show didn’t show June Butt-Naked in nothing but Heels, or cruising Strip Joints and Swinger Clubs for Cock n’Cunt, or enthusiastically Fucking Ward’s pals (Fred Rutherford comes to mind). In fact, I don’t exactly recall ever seeing June’s REAL Beaver nor her wearing Cum pearls round her neck. But HousewifeKelly shows all that, and MORE !

Kelly is a smiling, playful “Blond-ish” Gray-eyed HotWife who’s ‘Hooked on Swing.’ Though not unusually tall for a Chick (5′-7″, 36-28-34), her fit body has a lanky (but nicely filled) look that the camera loves in full-body shots. …AND slung off that bod are bountiful handfuls of Tit with big, low-profile Nipples; toned Skin that takes a tan well and often shows bikini-top tan lines; a demure Pussy; long, pretty Fingers and lean Feet with plump, wiggly Toes. For body mods., Kelly has a large tattoo low on her back but I noticed no intimate piercings, not even a pierced Belly-Button.

Her Tongue seems rather looooong.

For Fuckholes; Kelly has cock-hungry lips, best viewed heavy with Sizzling red lipstick and a ruddy, tight-lipped Snapper with an excitable and prominent Clit Hood. Her Butthole is a shy mystery usually kept tucked between her buns. Kelly’s BB-sized Clit sallies heroically from its Hood when it’s happy.

Kelly is a recent star in the amateur Web Girl constellation. She started first with Swinging and took her Camcorder along. Then Kelly began sharing her Hardcore Passions on the Internet. Kelly sez; ” Sometimes, I would chat online and send horny guys short clips from our videos to get them off. I loved knowing that men were stroking their cocks to my videos. I would finger my pussy in front of our computer every day while chatting with men. After hundreds of emails begging me for more clips, and footage, I began to think about starting my own website. In 2006, I did! Welcome to the next chapter of my sex life HousewifeKelly.com ! “

And she’s a public spirited lil’ Twat who veers education down a new road in her Video demonstrations of the “Ultrasonic Diddle Stick” and a neat-o “Jerk-off Tube.” (“As Seen on TV” was never seen like this). …And speaking of TV, I bet Swinging Kelly would love  doing  the entire  ” Brady Bunch ”  bunch, I know I’ld like to see it.

What’s HousewifeKelly.com Got ?

Kelly is an irrepressibly Bisexual Swinger who shares her lifestyle with her members at a Web Site that’s simple and compact, with Cum Loads of personal content.

Kelly sez; ” Now, my sex life is at its peak ! Knowing that I have hundreds of members, and they are all getting off on my videos has turned me into even more of a nympho. I love making videos for you guys. I bring my video camera everywhere I go, just so I can show you everything. The more members I get, the naughtier I feel. “

Her content is juiced with her imaginative take on Cock Worship, Girl2Girl, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Insertions, Holiday and Event themes, Flashing, JPH (Just-Plain-Horny), Role-play, Swing cruising, Bath time, Outfit themes, Exotic locations and More. Plus Kelly delivers some quirky storylines and a few rollicking Group Grope Girl-fests. I didn’t notice heavy promotion of Ass Play and Butt Fucking but did catch some Rimming.

I may be generalizing but rather than Anatomy-Textbook grade closeups, HousewifeKelly images tend to be pulled-back, showing more body and surroundings, which is OK by me … Do you prefer pictures of the Taj Mahal or the Taj Mahal’s back door ??

…(but then again, if I’m jonesing to Poke my Dick in the rear entry of the Taj, I’ld relish a good view of the door)…

I like Kelly’s content (especially the Girl2Girls) although the fly-on-the-wall style may not be Hi-Def or edited enough for some. Judgments on a Site’s pictorial style are individual. . .Kelly’s format and offerings project her Swinging lifestyle so please check it out yourself.

Photo Gallery:   HousewifeKelly offers 3 collections of photographs; “Video Screenshots” albums from her Videos, “My Girlfriends” albums from several Web Girl buddies, and her own “XXX Photos” Picture Sets.

The “Video Screenshots” albums are displayed and navigated similar to Kelly’s Picture Sets and are helpful previews of the Videos. The pictures have a single choice of size dictated, I suppose, by the original video’s size … An old album was 640×480, the newest was 853×480.

The “My Girlfriends” albums are a mixed-bag of naughty poses from Kelly’s friends, displayed and navigated similar to Kelly’s Picture Sets.

Kelly’s “XXX Photos” Picture Sets feature poses of Kelly doing all the things she likes best, while some are stills from her Videos.

These photos are navigated first as Picture Set thumbnails displayed 20 per page across six pages with Previous/Next navigation between pages. Each thumbnail has a short caption. At this point, most newer thumbnail selections offer the option to download a zip archive of the Picture Set … The newest Picture Set zip archive had images 1616×1072.

Clicking a desired Picture Set then displays thumbnails of that Set’s individual photos, 20 to a page across several pages with Previous/Next navigation between pages. At this point, the photos can be viewed singly as a Slide Show, with variable time, direction and size (5 sizes, 1280×1280 max.). . .Or just click any photo thumbnail to see that picture, with Previous/Next navigation between them all. When viewed as still pictures, the size selection varies … One 2-year-old Set had only 640×424; the latest Set offered 2 sizes, 1616×1072 and 897×595. The individual photos are dated.

…That photo from her newest Video, “I Fucked my Husband’s Friend”, of Kelly bent double, her knees to her shoulders, by the beefy dude tooling her Cooter gives me Wood big time. Check out how her feet hang over their heads as they Kiss.

Videos:   Kelly Fucks around IN her Videos but she doesn’t fuck around WITH ’em — Entering her Site takes members straight to “Videos”, the Site’s Home page … You get directly to her Honey, no clicking around. . .Sweet n’ Simple.

Kelly’s Videos are listed 20+ per page over several pages for a total of 170+ since 2006. . .that’s nearly 1 a Week for 4 Years. Each Video selection has Teasing screen shots that make you want to watch every one; plus a caption and usually a date. Captions for earlier Videos are just short titles but as Kelly warmed to her work, her Tongue loosened and the captions grew to a couple sentences, then (as her Tongue got REALLY loose) to big paragraphs jam-packed with the juicy backstory details. The videos are formated in Media Player .wmv …since 2008 with choice of fast or slow Internet speed …and since 2009 with added iPod or PSP (.mp4) downloads. Kelly’s Videos are Downloads, there’s no Streaming option for viewing them in the browser.

The “High Speed” download Videos I checked, including the latest, were a decent (but not stupendous) 640×480 and ran from 7+ to 18+ minutes. The one “Low Speed” download I peeked at was a fuzzy 320×240 in a file sized about 1/4 the “High” version, which also was a smidge fuzzy, probably due to the motel lighting. There seems to be a small frame size difference between the iPod and PSP versions of the .mp4 format.

Kelly has an collection of older video, even VHS, that the couple recorded in their Steamy Swinging past. Apparently she cherry picks scenes from this source that make her SO Wet they’re too Hot to hold back so she sometimes posts them with her new work. Naysayers might fault these oldies. But hey, Kelly acknowledges the quality dip and I feel if they get her off still to the point she’s compelled to share ’em, I wanna see.

Kelly’s video style mainly is ‘Amateur Verite’ (a word I invented just for this Review); recording her Hot Action as it happens, the way I would at home … Only I don’t have a Hot Wife fucking my chums at my house. Sometimes she throws in role-playing for giggles.

…One role-play I loved was “locked in a dog cage” — Only I thought she had too much room in there…

Altho the style is “Amateur”, the technique is good. . .This couple has some years experience; the bouncing is mostly all Kelly, not the camera.

Other Site Features:

HousewifeKelly Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Though I didn’t catch a Live Show, each week Kelly broadcasts a free cam show for her members through PrivateCamz.com … Kelly sez; ” I now can even do live cam shows ! The cam shows allow me to interact with my members and get to know them more than I ever could before. “

Kelly’s Private Cam Sessions on PrivateCamz.com: Though I didn’t try it, apparently a one-on-one with Kelly can be set up in Private Cam Sessions.

Private Session Archive: The collection of her Private Cam Sessions, with sound, on PrivateCamz.com. These videos are streaming video clips of Kelly playing on Cam from May 2008 to date. 400+ video clips, apparently each is a Private Cam Session with a fan.

I think the Flash-based videos in her Private Session Archive only can be streamed from PrivateCamz.com, not downloaded as files. The times I checked, Videos from the Private Session Archive kept up well with the rate of play. (I’ve seen bothersome pauses for buffering with these PrivateCamz streams in other reviews… perhaps it varies by hour, day or Web Girl Site ??)

Tell Me More !

But That’s Not ALL …

  • Kelly provides links to some or all of the brimming ocean of PrivateCamz content…
  • Other Girl’s Scheduled Live Cam Shows on “AmateurCamz Camz” (PrivateCamz.com): Scheduled Live Cam Shows, with sound, from hundreds of other Camz Sluts … a Show for nearly every hour of every day of every week.
  • Kelly Wallpapers – 2 Images in 6 resolutions
  • Access to other girls through something called “modelsplugin.com”
  • Links to streaming Bonus movies and WebCams via platinumfeeds.com.
  • Introductions to several of Kelly’s Web Girl associates, including galleries and movies
  • I didn’t find anything about Kelly making public appearances at Web Girl events, member meets, etc… BUT she seems to cruise for Cock n’Cunt like an Orca hungry for Seal meat. . .so there ya go.
  • I saw no “Official Statement” of Kelly’s physical accessibility for members. . .I know she sucked Cum Slugs outta one member so you work it out…
  • Blog: Kelly has a blog, but it was a broke blog when I checked.
  • I saw no mention of Kelly selling personal merchandise or having a wishlist … You can always ask.
  • Although Kelly gives peeks at Girlfriends’ Sites, her membership is for HousewifeKelly.com only, no Bonus Web Girl Site access.
  • Kelly doesn’t have a Forum or Message Board. I like to see what members post, but then few bother anyways.
  • Kelly is accessible through her Scheduled Cam Shows, Private Cam Sessions, and email. She uses member Requests in her content.

Her BIO provides statistics and traces her path from Catholic School Girl to Swinging Slut (no joke). Kelly sez; ” If you have any questions about me that weren’t answered in this bio, feel free to email me. I love receiving emails and I always answer them. I also like to see pictures of my members, so feel free to send your pic. Especially if it’s a naughty one ! “

… There’s a tiny oversight at HousewifeKelly. Usually Sites list the membership rates up front on a “Join Now”, “Instant Access” or similar page in the Preview. At Kelly’s, I had to click the button for billing and go to the payment page before seeing the rates — It’s no big thing, just unusual. …

Do HousewifeKelly ?

Kelly’s a Hot Wife who loves Swinging and records her Hardcore lifestyle as she goes. She has a yummy body and knows how to Glam it up and work it for the camera so everyone Cums. The images may not be exactly Hi-Res for various reasons. . .and the cameraman may be shaky cuz she’s Smoking his Bone. . .But then, Kelly’s cinema is Verite.

Just read through the Video list and Bio in her Preview to check out Kelly’s look, personality and style.

If she sounds like your kinda Twat, GO FOR IT !

( or DO  KellysFootFetish.com  if you want the Focus on  Legs, Feet n’ curly Toes ! )

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Content Quantity: 80
Photographic Quality: 75
User Friendly: 85
Speed: 90
Site Sizzle: 80
Personality: 90
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